A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument
andneither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because
we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same
time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God
made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'
God may have created man
before woman, but there is always
a rough draft before the
U should be feeling good after this...
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