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A couple drove down a country road for several

 

miles, not saying a word.


An earlier discussion had led to an argument

 

andneither of them wanted to concede their

 

position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,

 

goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

 

'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' 
 
 
                 W O R D S 
 
A husband read an article to his wife about how many

 

words women use a day...  

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because

 

we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked,

 

'What?'
 
                                  
                   CREATION
 
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how

 

you  can  be  so stupid and so beautiful all at the same

 

time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God

 

made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!' 
 
 
               
         God may have created man

 

before woman, but there is always

 

a rough draft before the

 

masterpiece.

 

 

 

U should be feeling good after this...

 

 

 

           SaintOkocha

                                                 
                        Mo'Nique

 

 

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