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v. Kai*ta, Kai*tas, kai*ta'ed, kai*ta'ing

1. To single-handedly dash the hopes and aspirations of one's nation in the

full glare of other nations

2. To karate-kick your way out of the greatest stage/spotlight ever known to


3. To destroy/zap/siphon the energies of teammates plus 140 million people

through unexplainable stupidity

4. To act foolishly, unintelligently or irrationally and IMMEDIATELY regret the

action by falling on your… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on June 22, 2010 at 12:44pm — 2 Comments

Some diff btw Men/Women

Hey ladies wat do u fink? wen I first saw dis I cudnt help but laff, this article is preposterous!

1. A man will pay #2 for a #1 item he wants. A woman will pay #1 for a #2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4.… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on October 20, 2009 at 1:46pm — 2 Comments

Fury Of Lovers

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, goes the a popular quote of William Congrave. And though a jilted woman can indeed be dangerous, a recent incident in Lagos might just show that hell has no greater wrath than disturbed lovers. If you’ve ever seen two snakes doing the preliminaries of copulation, you will get the drift

Quadrat Yusuf, the landlady of 46 Ilupeju Road, Lagos recently suffered a broken arm in a brawl that developed from a heated argument over her alleged… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on October 20, 2009 at 11:30am — 1 Comment

Making ur Partner happy

It's not difficult to make

a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on October 20, 2009 at 9:42am — No Comments

Mothers for rent - •Girls now bear children for men for a fee

It may sound incredible, but it is true. Many Nigerian ladies now bear children for men just for a fee. They are all over town, in Lagos and other parts of the country, looking for men to conceive for, not as wives but simply for commercial purposes. And once they are delivered of the babies, they hand same over to their ‘customers’ and move on.

It seems that with the nation’s economy teetering on the precipice and millions of Nigerians experiencing excruciating hardship, as a result… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on October 19, 2009 at 9:25am — No Comments

Man, 30, kills self over failed love

Can a man die for love? If your answer is in the negative, a man has proved you wrong. Nnamdi Odoegbu, a resident in Lugbe,a suburb of the Federal Capital Territory believes no price is too much to pay for love. Penultimate Thursday, Nnamdi demonstrated this. He took his life after his lover, one Jumai reportedly decided to jilt him. Neighbours woke up to find thelifeless body of Nnamdi,aka Iron Iron hanging from a rope.

An eye witness said that the deceased decided to end his life… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on October 12, 2009 at 3:06pm — 33 Comments

9 words women use …Men take note

1.FINE:this is d word women use 2 end an arguement wen dey r right n u nid 2 shut up

2.FIVE MINUTES:if she is gettin dressed,ds mean a half an hour.five minutes s only five minutes if u ve jst been given five more minutes to watch d game b4 helpin around d house.

3.NOTHING:this is d calm b4 d storm.ds means something,n u should b on ur toes.arguements dat begin wit nothing usually end in fine.

4.GO AHEAD: ds is a dare,not permission.don't do it!

5.LOUD SIGH:ds s actually a… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on October 5, 2009 at 11:49am — 24 Comments

Female corper raped to death

National Youth Corps members serving in Borno State have been thrown into mourning following the gruesome killing of their colleague, Miss Grace Adie Ushang by unknown persons.

Adie was allegedly raped to death last weekend and her body dumped beside a river at the Customs Area, Maiduguri.

The late Batch B 2009 corps member reportedly left her room at the Corpers’ Lodge of the El-Kanemi College of Business Administration (ECOBA), Customs area where she was serving around 6.30… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on September 30, 2009 at 10:30am — 48 Comments

FG Seeks Death Penalty for Fake Drug Offenders

In its campaign to rid the country of fake and sub-standard drugs, the Federal Government yesterday recommended death penalty for fake drugdealers.

It said the draft bill for review of the laws guiding the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC), would be presented to the National Assembly for consideration within two weeks.

Speaking on the theme: “Combating Drug Hawking, Counterfeit Drugs and Unwholsome Regulated Products,” at a one-day workshop… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on September 25, 2009 at 3:21pm — No Comments

Corruption index:Rotten banks drag Nigeria down

Nigeria made an unimpressive performance in the fight against corruption in a global report released by Transparency International.

The country was ranked 121 among 180 countries investigated.

The 121 position of Nigeria in the 2008 report may not be unconnected with the crisis facing the banking sector over the years.

The report was particular in focusing on that sector, noting that it “has a long history of corruption.”

Drawing attention to the history of… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on September 25, 2009 at 1:39pm — No Comments

20 plus 3 must-happens at a Naija party

1. This is how it starts: Almost everyone arrives at the party late

2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends.

3.You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "Please we haven't eaten in this area o!"

4.Look around very well. There is always a PDP section. They get served everything...and in excess.

5. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "Don't you have any… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on July 31, 2009 at 3:15pm — 11 Comments

Money-troubled doctor found lifeline in Jackson

Dr. Conrad Murray needed a big payday when he became Michael Jackson's personal physician last spring.

The Las Vegas cardiologist owed at least $780,000 for settlements against his business, outstanding mortgage payments on his house, delinquent student loans, child support and credit cards. And that doesn't include the $68,000 the distributor of an energy drink says Murray, a one-time business associate, owes for skipping out on… Continue

Added by Eddy Etuk on July 31, 2009 at 2:01pm — No Comments




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