Monkey Urinates on a President

monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to reporters outside his State House offices on Wednesday.

How did the President respond:

"You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey, one of many that makes their home in the trees outside his offices.

"I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata," he joked, referring to opposition leader Michael Sata, who Banda defeated in last year's elections.

Banda devoted much of his second news conference as president to reassuring Zambians over the dramatic economic slowdown resulting from plunging prices for copper, the country's main export.

"Our growth prospects have diminished, such that the projected gross domestic product has now been revised downwards to 4.0 percent or below. This reduction has implications for the domestic revenues, with both cooperate and income taxes likely to reduce," Banda said.

What was Banda expecting when he made the announcement that his country's growth prospects have diminshed, a handshake from the Monkey , of course not , or for the monkey to be dancing (Obonjjooo)

Anyway if monkeys can urinate on a President what next , In Australia , Kangaroos are getting high on opium dancing in the crop circles demanding change. Rats have taken over trains in the UK its only a matter of time before they invade Downing Street. In America a fly invaded the White House it did not survive Obama's precision instinct. I dont know why our animals are so dormant in Nigeria, no news about them. Can u imagine if they had the courage to take up the fight and express them selves but fear fear fear fear fear fear has affected Naija animals. I am determined to effect change in Nigeria our goats should not known around the world as armed robbers but as change agents