The New English Language by Dame Faka Patience Jonah - Top 15 #teachpatienceenglish Blunders.

Top 15 #Patience_Jonathan English Blunders. Please Read:

Flotus is (First Lady of the United States)

FlotFron (  First Lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria )

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child
and the senators were once a
children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband
dead?)
4. A good mother takes
care of hischildren.(His
children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before
youwere once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy
for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in
an international competition
like this one,(addressing
press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman?
Theywere once a children now
a adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow.(Is she
a literate?)
8. My heart feels
sorry for these children who
have become widows
for loosing their parents for
one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have
love for our fellowNigerians
irrespective of their
NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself
instead ofcommitting suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died
but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of
2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam
bomb last churches on
christmas day, theydon't
have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person,infact
I'm a sadder woman right now
and Mr.President ismore
saddest(Sad,sad
der,saddest...)
15. We all have
HIV.( For real? Imagine this
woman o, Chei!!!