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Men always have better friends.... They will stand by you,
 no matter what....!!! Here's an example Friends of
 Women A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she
 tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at
 her girl friend's apartment overnight. So the husband
 calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them
 confirmed that she was with them. Friends of Men A husband
 was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
 very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's
 apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best
 friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their
 apartments that night and another 5 claimed that he is
 still with them!!

 A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never
 felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant
 with my child. What do you think about that?" The
 doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
 "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
 misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of
 a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of
 his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting
 beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went,
 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you
 think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd
 say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor
 replied, "My point exactly."
 Health - Important Tips Answer the phone by LEFT ear. Do
 not drink coffee TWICE a day. Do not take pills with COOL
 water. Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm. Reduce the amount
 of OILY food you consume. Drink more WATER in the morning,
 less at night. Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
 Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time. Best
 sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
 Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before
 sleeping. When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not
 answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times. Forward
 this to those whom you CARE about!
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