no matter what....!!! Here's an example Friends of
Women A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she
tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at
her girl friend's apartment overnight. So the husband
calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them
confirmed that she was with them. Friends of Men A husband
was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's
apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best
friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their
apartments that night and another 5 claimed that he is
still with them!!
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never
felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?" The
doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of
a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of
his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting
beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went,
'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you
think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd
say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor
replied, "My point exactly."
Health - Important Tips Answer the phone by LEFT ear. Do
not drink coffee TWICE a day. Do not take pills with COOL
water. Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm. Reduce the amount
of OILY food you consume. Drink more WATER in the morning,
less at night. Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time. Best
sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before
sleeping. When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not
answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times. Forward
this to those whom you CARE about!
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