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GRANDMA AND THE ATTORNEY

Posted on July 3, 2009 at 2:09pm 1 Comment 0 Likes

GRANDMA IN COURT

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they

aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to… Continue

IF YOU ARE THE ONE WOULDNT YOU RUN?

Posted on June 19, 2009 at 3:07pm 2 Comments 0 Likes

IF YOU ARE THE ONE WOULDN’T YOU RUN?

Read the mail below and answer the question.

Late in 1994, an 87 year old great-grand father passed on in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta State.

The late man’s grandson by name Ufiaka (26 years old and fairly educated) was given some money and asked to travel to Agbor and buy a fine casket for his grand pa’s burial.

Ufiaka left base early and arrived Agbor in good time to purchase the casket and make… Continue

LAUGH IT OFF

Posted on June 19, 2009 at 11:26am 0 Comments 0 Likes

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says "If you continue to behave like this, you

Will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Father Christmas," send me a brother"

Father Christmas wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of… Continue

LAUGH IT OFF

Posted on June 19, 2009 at 10:35am 0 Comments 0 Likes

TIT 4 TAT

Posted on June 18, 2009 at 5:44pm 0 Comments 0 Likes

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

'To My Dear Wife.

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.… Continue

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At 8:41pm on June 11, 2009, chidi said…: my guy micheal i saw your message, my brother.... up BACA 4 LIVE.... them get mouth.

At 12:20pm on June 10, 2009, Mandy Nezi said…: i was a corper 9months back. am aworker now

At 3:13pm on June 9, 2009, Tari said…: HAVE A NICE DAY

At 3:11pm on June 9, 2009, Tari said…: YOUR COMMENTS ARE VERY INTERESTING Mr. OJUGBO, BUT I AM AFRAID YOU HAVE TO REALLY WORK HARD TO GET ME ANGRY