February 2009 Daily Books (73)

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Added by Akin Osunlaja WebLagosian on February 27, 2009 at 10:11am — 1 Comment

STRESS

Stress

A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,

Raised a glass of water and asked

'How heavy is this glass of water?'

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter.

It depends on how long you try to hold it.

If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a… Continue

Added by LADY on February 27, 2009 at 10:00am — 1 Comment

I WISH U ENOUGH {GOODBYE FOREVER}

vinkfbrealuv

I WISH YOU ENOUGH

Recently I overheard a father and daughter in their last moments together. They had announced her departure and standing near the security gate, they hugged and he said, "I love you. I wish you enough."She in turn said, "Daddy, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Daddy." They kissed and she left.

He walked over toward the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see he… Continue

Added by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 26, 2009 at 9:23pm — 1 Comment

STORY

Dear Blogers,

The story on my page is not a TRUE LIFE STORY.
its just a fiction, please no self pity Okay!

Added by jenluc on February 26, 2009 at 9:22pm — 1 Comment

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

When calling becomes a chore, the Love is beginning to DWINDLE.

Added by jenluc on February 26, 2009 at 9:13pm — 1 Comment

Painless Labour/Delivery

A happily married couple, who were having their first baby were invited

to test the use of a new equipment and technology that would transfer a

portion of the mother's labour pains to the biological father of a baby

within a stipulated diameter / distance.

Of course,the expectant couple were happy to try it and the man feeling for his

wife, intended to use this wonderful opportunity to show his love by

offering to "share" the labour pain / experience… Continue

Added by LADY on February 25, 2009 at 11:34am — 1 Comment

love is giving sme1 d power to break your heart but trusting them not to

Added by ogunsanya akinbosola on February 25, 2009 at 10:25am — No Comments

i am so psyched

i love dreaming of things that can happen or that would happen but good ones though

my favourite words are init(love that word),you reckon,whats the shit!!!

am a girl whose very ambitious and believes in herself

once i my life time i played volleyball and i won

i love being loved

but one thing

i hate gossips

so do me one favour love me!!!!

and i will love you too...…

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Added by angie cepeda on February 21, 2009 at 3:41pm — 3 Comments

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

1 When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.

When… Continue

Added by Dare Ayodele on February 21, 2009 at 5:56am — 1 Comment

What do you think of yourself ?

What you think of yourself is reflected

in the way you treat others.

A very effective way to raise your own level of confidence

is by acting positively toward the people around you.

Rudeness toward others, whether intentional or not,

is a sure sign of a lack of confidence.

When you have no respect or consideration for others,

it's difficult to have much confidence in yourself.

Ironically,one of the worst things you can do for yourself

is to think… Continue

Added by Dare Ayodele on February 21, 2009 at 4:55am — No Comments

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something, in fact, I often have to repeat things over and over again."

"Well," the doctor replies, "go home and tonight and stand about 15 feet from her and say something. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness."

Sure enough, the husband… Continue

Added by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 21, 2009 at 1:20am — 1 Comment

MEDICAL MIRACLES

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."

An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."

The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and… Continue

Added by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 21, 2009 at 1:16am — No Comments

THE HEART OF THE MATTER

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object.

"I do have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon… Continue

Added by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 21, 2009 at 1:12am — 1 Comment

BILL GATES IN HELL

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.

St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like… Continue

Added by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 20, 2009 at 11:25pm — No Comments

ROSTER IN HIS DECLINING YEARS

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried about being replaced. He walks up to the new bird.

"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really… Continue

Added by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 20, 2009 at 11:08pm — No Comments

erm.......randomness

Get Free Hi5 Glitters

wanna hit me i don't think you should lol!!!!

it's just outta boredom

no doubt

I'm just like wo!!

am a teenager

wanna know… Continue

Added by jennifer rittner on February 20, 2009 at 11:02pm — 3 Comments

WAYS TO TELL A REDNECK IS ON YOUR COMPUTER

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

4. The password is, "bubba."

5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

6. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.

7. Outgoing faxes have beerstains on them.

8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in… Continue

Added by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 20, 2009 at 10:55pm — No Comments

Contemporary Nigerian Cuisine

Funke Koleosho's Contemporary Nigerian Cuisine cookbook now available on Amazon Online Booksellers.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0956148808
Order your copy now.

Added by Funke on February 20, 2009 at 7:46pm — No Comments

bitch!!!

Get Free Hi5 Glitters

none of you bitches can stop my flow because i trust no nigga and fear no hoe i remain cute and sexy without doubt no matter what am wildin' about i just keep 'em saying ooh please can i… Continue

Added by jennifer rittner on February 19, 2009 at 11:10pm — 5 Comments

The Anger of A Writer

But you think I am too scared to talk

Can I borrow your voice to speak my words?

And if you think that would not reach,

Can I borrow your legs to trek to Czech?

If that would be too painful

Can you give me wings to fly the sky?

But then you think I am too dull

Can I borrow your charm to toast the girls?

And if you think I am too weak

Can I borrow your strength to win the race?

And for those who think I am just… Continue

Added by Public Sweetheart on February 19, 2009 at 5:54pm — No Comments