November 2011 Daily Books (57)

 quotediss: Water exists in 3 states. Knowledge exists and some say it is power. When you heat water you get gas when you heat ice you get gas ... when you study power you get powerful knowledge....when you study powerful knowledge you get ? 

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 quotediss: dont Lust to be like God, that desire got us in this .Try to love to be like Sons, that devotion has got us out of this !

jokes:

WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has blasted the mainstream media, Washington, banks and the internet itself as he addressed journalists in Hong Kong via videolink from house arrest in England.

Fresh from accepting a Walkley award for journalism yesterday, Assange spoke to the News World Summit in Hong Kong today before keeping a regular appointment with the police.

He defended his right to call himself a journalist and said WikiLeaks' next "battle" would be to ensure that the…

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I am sure you’ve heard people say stuff like this. I hear it every day; people saying you can’t make it in Nigeria unless you are a crook. “Integrity doesn’t sell”, they claim.

People who say such things aren’t really thinking about what they are saying. Because if they did, they’d realize their words have no truth in it.

Why would I say such a thing when…

I am sure you’ve heard people say stuff like this. I hear it every day; people saying you can’t make it in Nigeria unless you are a crook. “Integrity doesn’t sell”, they claim.

People who say such things aren’t really thinking about what they are saying. Because if they did, they’d realize their words have no truth in it.

Why would I say such a thing when…

jokes:

A naked woman enters an ibo man’s taxi in Lagos and asked him to drive her to Victoria Island. Ibo man starring at her says nothing but does not start the car.

Woman: what? you've never seen a naked woman before...



Driver: “I no dey look you madam, “I just dey” wonder where you keep the money wey you wan take pay me.

Teacher to little Oghenerukewhe, ...Ruke, if u have 12 sweets and you give aisha 3,bolanle 5 and adaobi 4. What would you be left with?

oghenerukewhe :ma I will have 3 new girlfriends:

If life is like monopoly then i am a monopolist Every second i go to GO ! no long ting !

Good Week 9jabook !

The Philippines is the last country in the world, along with the Vatican City, where divorce is banned, but the revival of a long dormant bill may change that.

The Gabriela Women's Party recently raised the divorce bill in the Philippines House of Representatives, much to the strong opposition of the conservative Roman Catholic Church, which argues that it will lead to an erosion of the traditional family structure.

But supporters of the bill disagree, saying couples need a way…

Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of Harvard University in 2004 to create what would become the world’s largest social networking company, Facebook.

Earlier this week, Zuckerberg paid his first official visit to his alma mater since that time, and he has also started giving more public interviews.

Public relations executives think this is all part of rebuilding his image that was not put in the best light following the release of the hit film The Social Network,…

Test firing missiles that could carry nuclear warheads is part of Israel preparation to attack Iran [GALLO/GETTY]

The IAEAreport on Iran's alleged nuclear programme was…