jokes

Comment

Comment by Quophi Asaah Moses on October 15, 2015 at 10:45am

Hello friends!! Its time to build your network and thé opportunity is to log in through thé link below!!!!its free to join, share and earn marvellously!!!! Please only interested Peoples are to do so!!! Thanks!!!! http://PayRefe.com/?ref=169323

Comment by Quophi Asaah Moses on October 15, 2015 at 10:40am

Hello friends!! Its time to build your network and thé opportunity is to log in through thé link below!!!!its free to join, share and earn marvellously!!!! Please only interested Peoples are to do so!!! Thanks!!!! http://PayRefe.com/?ref=169323

Comment by Quophi Asaah Moses on October 15, 2015 at 10:35am

Hello friends!! Its time to build your network and thé opportunity is to log in through thé link below!!!!its free to join, share and earn marvellously!!!! Please only interested Peoples are to do so!!! Thanks!!!! http://PayRefe.com/?ref=169323

Comment by Quophi Asaah Moses on October 15, 2015 at 10:33am

Hello friends!! Its time to build your network and thé opportunity is to log in through thé link below!!!!its free to join, share and earn marvellously!!!! Please only interested Peoples are to do so!!! Thanks!!!! http://PayRefe.com/?ref=169323

Comment by 9jabook.com on March 17, 2013 at 7:42pm

an enugu man lay dying on his death bed  his wife had gone to call the priest when suddenly he smelt some great pounded yam and egusi soup .. he struggled out of bed thinking ah my dear wife has made me my last dish he staggered to the kitchen determined to grab one last taste of egusi soup as he was about to dip the pounded yam into the egusi soup . His wife shouted ! "Dont touch it That is for the Funeral "

Comment by 9jabook.com webmadam on December 12, 2012 at 7:45pm

I witnessed. 01-01-01. 
02-02-02
03-03-03
04-04-04
05-05-05
06-06-06
07-07-07
08-08-08
09-09-09
10-10-10

11-11-11
Now d most respected and highest one has come 12-12-12.... Wat do u fink its nt easy ....Glory to U LORD 

BUT COME TO THINK OF IT there will be nothing like 13/13/13 hahahahahah

Comment by 9jabook.com webmadam on December 4, 2012 at 8:30am

Kids on sunday. Chibuike and Chidera both brothers were rehearsing for the Nativity play for Christmas at school .. All of a sudden 9 year old Chidera walks up to the Teacher with all confidence.. "Excuse me maam i think there is a problem with the script ." The teacher who knew Chidera for his many questions said "and what exactly is wrong chidera ? " Chidera, "its says 3 Maggi wrong spelling h

uh ? " Teacher did not understand fully .. 7 year old Chibuike quips "you know the one that you lick that mummy puts in food ? ? " ... Teacher in fits of laughter "no no not maggi seasoning its magi ! for magician or wisemen ! "

Comment by 9jabook.com webmadam on November 21, 2012 at 10:45pm

A Prof of law stepped into a law class & threw an Orange at one of his students and said "Give it as a gift to any of your friends now".

The boy said to one of his friends "Tee, I give this orange to you as a gift".
The Prof gave him a stern look and said do it "Like a lawyer!".

Immediately, the boy straightened up, cleared his throat & began

"I Stanley Omerfield, adult, male of M16 Stapley. Drive, hereby with all intent & purposes willfully give unto you Messrs Theodore Billings of Creepton Street, this citrus with it's skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual & proprietary rights thereon, to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment validly so transferred, given out, bequested, alienated, assigned.

That you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as d owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you.

That the said citrus may be treated in the aforementioned ways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action to incite unrest of any kind.

That the said citrus may be used in such beneficial capacity or simply be destroyed in such exercise of legal & equitable ownership as may be deemed fit by d beneficiary of this bequest"

Comment by 9jabook.com on November 16, 2012 at 11:01am

So Akpors boards a Lagos - Abuja plane, walks straight to the business class section and sits there even though he has an economy class ticket. A flight attendant approaches him and says "Sir, this is a business class section and you have an economy class ticket so you shouldn't be here. Kindly get up so I can lead you to your seat in the economy class section" but Akpors bluntly refuses. Every attempt by the attendant to get Akpors to move proves abortive as he keeps shouting "Na lie! I like dis side! People no too plenty hia!! Na by force to move?? Abeg limme jare!!!" Finally, after some time, she whispers something into his ear and convinced with what he's been told, Akpors gets up and moves. Another passenger who overhears the conversation later asks the attendant, "How did you get him to move? What did you tell him?" To which she replies with a smile, "I told him that those in the business class section are not going to Abuja." Good morning y'all. Thank God it's Friday yeah!

Comment by Gbenga WebBirthday on November 14, 2012 at 4:45pm

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."

• ‹ Previous
• 1
• 2
• 3
• …
• 25
• Next ›
• Page