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an enugu man lay dying on his death bed his wife had gone to call the priest when suddenly he smelt some great pounded yam and egusi soup .. he struggled out of bed thinking ah my dear wife has made me my last dish he staggered to the kitchen determined to grab one last taste of egusi soup as he was about to dip the pounded yam into the egusi soup . His wife shouted ! "Dont touch it That is for the Funeral "
I witnessed. 01-01-01.
Kids on sunday. Chibuike and Chidera both brothers were rehearsing for the Nativity play for Christmas at school .. All of a sudden 9 year old Chidera walks up to the Teacher with all confidence.. "Excuse me maam i think there is a problem with the script ." The teacher who knew Chidera for his many questions said "and what exactly is wrong chidera ? " Chidera, "its says 3 Maggi wrong spelling h
So Akpors boards a Lagos - Abuja plane, walks straight to the business class section and sits there even though he has an economy class ticket. A flight attendant approaches him and says "Sir, this is a business class section and you have an economy class ticket so you shouldn't be here. Kindly get up so I can lead you to your seat in the economy class section" but Akpors bluntly refuses. Every attempt by the attendant to get Akpors to move proves abortive as he keeps shouting "Na lie! I like dis side! People no too plenty hia!! Na by force to move?? Abeg limme jare!!!" Finally, after some time, she whispers something into his ear and convinced with what he's been told, Akpors gets up and moves. Another passenger who overhears the conversation later asks the attendant, "How did you get him to move? What did you tell him?" To which she replies with a smile, "I told him that those in the business class section are not going to Abuja." Good morning y'all. Thank God it's Friday yeah!
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
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