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Wife:
'What are you doing?'

Husband:

Nothing.

Wife:
'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate
for an hour.'
Husband:

'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife:
'Do you want dinner?'

Husband:
'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife:

'Yes or no.'
____________ _


Wife:
'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'

Hubby:
'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife:
'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby:
'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'


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Stress Reliever Girl:
'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy:
'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl:
'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

____________ _________ _________ __


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'



A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: '
I like your sense of humour!'


Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!

'

Give me a sense of humour, Lord,


Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folks


----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BY BECKY

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Comment by Anyi on October 13, 2010 at 3:11pm
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not bad at all!
Comment by Cyril on August 26, 2010 at 10:58am
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i like dat! funny
Comment by Otagbo Omocheche Joy on August 16, 2010 at 4:33pm
LOL this really funny. I LOVE IT.
Comment by AMOBI BELIEVE on August 13, 2010 at 3:14pm
funny lol
Comment by SaintOkocha on August 13, 2010 at 8:19am
A cup Of laughter=2 pnds of Blood.
Comment by susanjerry on August 12, 2010 at 2:01pm
ha beautiful
ha,
Comment by charles onogba on August 12, 2010 at 12:31pm
nice one, old jokes
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