Nigerians are very creative and innovative. You can best see that when the are looking for a job. Consider some of the funny job titles some have decided to add to their CV instead of calling a dog- a dog:
House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)
Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE)
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
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