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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

Posted by Dare Ayodele on February 20, 2009 at 5:56pm
1 When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.When your boss does it, he's being firm.6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.7 When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.8 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.9 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.10When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
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