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ECONOMIC MELT DOWN

Posted by michael ojugbo on June 4, 2009 at 10:15pm
Please read and enjoy………………………With the recent MD's directive this is a true story that happened at one of our branches on the mainland.The following conversation took place between an Americana bobo and some staff of this branch.The Americana just came from America and is interested in depositing some amount of money in the bank. He approached the branch and immediately was welcomed by the security officerSecurity: Good day sirAmericana: Good day nigga, I wanna see your fucking managerSecurity: I beg your pardon, the word ‘f...k’ is not allowed in this bank, this is a corporate environmentAt this junction, the BSM came into the sceneBSM: What is going on here?Americana: Good day nigga, I wanna see your fucking managerThe BSM repeated what the security personnel said; we are in a corporate environment and the 4 letter word is not encouraged:At this junction, the BDM just coming from an unsuccessful marketing call entered the officeBDM: What on earth is going on here?Americana: I said I wanted to see the fucking manager and these niggas are preventing me;BM: Sir, this is a corporate environment and we would appreciate it if you are less vulgarAmericana: OK, I only wanted to deposit a fucking N200 millionOn hearing this, the BDM shouted Ha! Olodumare “I am the fucking BDM, this is the fucking BSM and the other nigga over there is the fucking Security personnel, all of us are here to provide fucking service!
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