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ELVIS VS JESUS

Posted by DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER} on February 17, 2009 at 10:22am
JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd.JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop.JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio.JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8)JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns.JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957)JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits. (eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast)JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas."[JESUS'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3) ELVIS wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956)JESUS walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) ELVIS surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965)JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters. ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters.JESUS had his famous Resurrection. ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.JESUS lived in a state of grace, in a Near Eastern land. ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state.
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