GRAMMAR TOO MUCH

NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.Chris Okotie: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellowA NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little starChris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosersChris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no talesChris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luckChris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no mossChris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock togetherChris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deepChris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godlinessChris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milkChris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricksChris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leapChris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs bestChris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration
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