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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall systemperformance, particularly in the flower and jeweleryapplications,which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and PersonalAttention 6.5, and theninstalled undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

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Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and tryto download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewellery2.0 and Flowers3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above applicationcancause Husband1.0 todefault to Silence 2.5 or Beer6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that willeventually seize control of all your systemresources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applicationsand will crash Husband1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory andcannotlearn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software toimprovememory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!