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LAUGH IT OFF

Posted by michael ojugbo on June 18, 2009 at 11:26pm
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend to death.Wife says "If you continue to behave like this, youWill lose ALL your friends".================================================Small Boy wrote to Father Christmas," send me a brother"Father Christmas wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"=================================================What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress=================================================Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"Without Information, Fighting every time"Wife replies," No, It means,"With Idiot For Ever!!!”=================================================Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress, tension and Panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant andPanic is when both are pregnant.=================================================Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?Kid: Yes, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.=================================================Some women asked a man who was traveling with six children, are all these kids yours??Man replies; No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.=================================================Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.1st: What does yours look like?2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!=================================================A Son asks the difference between confidence and Confidential.Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend isAlso my son, that's confidential!=================================================Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the rightTime we should talk about sex.Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom! Tell me, what you want toKnow.Mother Faints...
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