1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die>:)
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.>:O
3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.:|
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!(:|
5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-|
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:O
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.:*
9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!:D
10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!
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