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PRIYE D KIDNAPPER (CONFESSION OF AN IJAW KID)

Posted by michael ojugbo on June 8, 2009 at 10:17pm
RegardsCONFESSION OF AN IJAW KIDLittle Diepriye came into the kitchen where his motherwas making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was agood time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye wasa bit of a troublemaker.He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.Priye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did.Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behaviorover the last year."Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you havebehaved this year.Then write a letter to God and tell him why youdeserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.Letter 1Dear God,I have been a very good boy this year and I would likea bike for my birthday. I want a red one.Your friend,PriyePriye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been avery good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.Letter 2Dear God,This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy thisyear and I would like a red bike for my birthday.Thank you.Your friend PriyePriye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he toreup the letter and started again.Letter 3Dear God,I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still wouldreally like a bike for my birthday.PriyePriye knew he could not send this letter to Godeither. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter.Letter 4God,I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am verysorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.Please!Thank you,PriyePriye knew, even if it was true, this letter was notgoing to get him a bike.Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and toldhis mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought herplan had worked, as Priye looked very sad."Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother toldhim.Priye walked down the street to the church on thecorner. Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God.Letter 5God,I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HERAGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!! !!The hit man.Diepriye
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