Thank God We're not Ghanians

Fokn Bois – Thank God We're Not A Nigerians (Lyrics)

 

Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say

But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday

Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to whisper

And why say Mistor, instead of Mister

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

You like school more than any African I’ve seen

Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

They ban the whole team, you can’t even play

Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

You barely qualify, then get stuck

President Goodluck but you still suck

Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham

You eat Egusi with pounded yam

Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Always trying to show off, even when you eat

One soup, no vegetable but twelve different meat

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Fela was a great Musician, yes of course

(Inaudible) something drugs

Thank God we’re not Nigerians

You created Nollywood,yes more of it

But too many witches and wizards in your film

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Always in traditional wear everywhere

Haven’t you hear of Armani wear

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

For example shining five piece agbada

You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll

Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

No street light from Oregun to Ikeja

Four four, join join two two on okada

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

Extra page in your passport to pass and go

You have learn very well from Obasanjo

Thank God we’re not Nigerians

Email fraud, Pyramid, 419

Oh that’s not fine

Thank God we’re not a Nigerians

But at least you are better than Liberians

Thank God We’re Not Ghanaians

 

 

Response

 

Can you imagine Ghanains abusing Nigeria, the giant of Africa, the sunshine, the mountain, and the golf of oil of Africa? Ghana, let us teach you some English, for there’s going to be some diplomatic brouhaha o, if President Atta Mills doesn’t call the Foka Sibe Boys to order

 

Which country in the world calls their friends “Charlie” and names all their men after weekdays and weekends, Kwado (Monday) Kwabena (Tuesday) Kwaku (Wednesday) Yau (Thursday) Kofi (Friday), Kwame (Saturday), Kwesi (Sunday)? Una too much o

 

 

And you are so laid back, you don’t even know, look at every bank around you, it is UBA, ECO-Bank and Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through Lagos, MTN, Vodafone, Tigo and whatever! Charlie, Thank God we are not Ghanaians o

 

See your president worships in Lagos, pays tithes to Synagogue, even your under-something football team relies on Pastor T.B Joshua to win the world cup because there is no God in Ghana. Charlie, thank God I’m not a Ghanaian o

 

When was the last time Ghana had a national team after Abedi Pele and Tony Yeboah started hawking spicy Rob and puff-puff. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians o

 

Instead of getting down on Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name “Wache” as if we won’t understand…Thank God we are not Ghanaians

 

Since Fela left Ghana you only knew how to sing old highlife and wedding songs, who marries with a Ghanaian music anymore anyways… Thank God we are not Ghanaians

 

Remember Nigerians created Nollywood, but Ghanaians are stuck trying to create something, should we call it “Nannawood?” with the same characters- kofi, nana, kwabena and Elizabeth…you can’t even get near any wood, Charlie, thank God I’m not a Ghanaian o

 

And why did Obama come here and didn’t spend a second night, was it because Accra was too boring??? Thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Please if you can’t afford three-piece Nigerian agbada stop wearing the black and white stripe school uniform and call it a national attire, afterall you have discovered oil, please dress better, OK. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians.

 

Our traditional rulers are cruising around in Bentley, Mercedes Benz, and BMW but yours are still hanging on wooden limos, Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians

 

We know you love to do 419 but tell me who will send you money when you send a dead chicken by FedEx in the name of Sakawa… Thank God we’re not Ghanaians o

 

Brothers, make una show some respect to the big brother next door, otherwise we will ask Lagosians to move over to Accra and overrun the place…

 

And as Fela taught, Fefe n’efe ntina obaa tu amirika a, ense na nofona yese, ebete ato ntia, ebete ato ntio, ebeti aton ti, abeti atontia, ebeti atonti, ebeti atonti e, ebeti atonti

 

Make una warn unaself o, na condition way make crayfish bend

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