THOSE DARN LAWYERS

Two lawyers, Jon and JAMES, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers JAMES a #500 bet. JAMES agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, JAMES secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 500 bucks?''''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes
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