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1.Whatever u do,dont just show up at our house...we run around in our underwear just like u do.

2.Dont cheat on us.It may seem foolproof, but girls tell eachother everything about everything,Trust me we WILLl find out and you will be MUD.

3.Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends.any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat,and alot of them wouldnt wait for the damn hat.

4.Never misss any opportunity to tell us we are beautiful.

5.Dont refuse a kiss infront of your friends.If they laff at you,its because they are jealous.

6.If we slap u hard, u deserve it.

7.Dont b afraid to touch us if you want to.If we are going out with you in the first place, its because we like being in your arms.

8.Not all of us eat like birds.

9.Most of us dont mind paying half of everything, but we discuss these things with our friends.Know that if you make us pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and call you a PUSSY.

10.Do you honestly need all your money that much?Be a man and pay all the time.

11.Every girl should get 3things from their boyfriend-a stuffed animal,one of his sweatshirts and a really pretty ring.Even if its not a serious relationship.

12.If a guy is bothering us,it is right to beat the shit out of him.

13.You're dead meat if you cant get along with her pet,parents and best friends.Be a prince charming to their friends,Mr.Polite to their parents,and make sureu are nice to their animals.

14.Dont flirt with our moms......thats just freaky.

15.Dont be freaked out by PMS.Its not gross, and it really does make us feel like shit,so be understanding.

16.If you dont like they way we drive, DO IT.

17.If we are officially dating and you are introducing us to your friends, you had better damn intorduce us as your girlfriends.

18.Girls are fragile.Even when you are play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

19.Dont give us something stupid for our birthdays,christmas or valentine.It doesnt have to be expensive,but it has to be meaningful.JEWELRY is always nice.

20.If you do sleep with us,dont tell your friends that you did.

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Comment by Jameel on April 9, 2009 at 11:40am
Girls are incredible. They are like loaded guns. They don't .................. but .......................
Comment by Abimbola Ajetomobi on February 1, 2009 at 6:47pm
yup, i'd say that's about it :P
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