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How to Gate Crash a Wedding ? whose Wedding ? Bella Adenuga's !

One of Nigeria's richest men and owner of Globacom, Dr. Mike Adenuga Jnr., is supposedly flying in Beyounce Knowles to perform at his daughter, Bella's wedding to Jameel Disu.


We are certain that very very very FEW of us will attend this wedding .This is a chance in a million to watch Beyonce Live without paying a kobo !

Bella and Jameel's journey into matrimony would be a three day carnival. The first phase, which is the introduction ceremony, would come up on Saturday, April 10, 2010, at the Oko Awo Victoria Island home of the Adenugas. The engagement and white wedding would follow on Saturday, April 17th and Saturday April 24th, 2010 respectively.




So here are some tips to gatecrash this wedding


1.Watch Wedding Crashers starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken

  1. Dress for the occasion. If you want to fit in unnoticed, then do a little homework and find out who the wedding couple is before you try to crash their party.

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    Stand at the end of a reception line and shake hands with all the guests. They will pretend to know you most of the time. People are very often embarrassed about forgetting a face and will not ask who you are.

  3. 3

    Prepare an innocuous answer to questions about yourself. "I've not been around that long to know everyone in their lives," or "We're all friends here."

  4. 4

    Pose as a distant relative who heard about the happy couple's wedding and brings best wishes from all the other relatives who couldn't make the blessed occasion.

  5. 5

    Offer to dance with someone who looks like they could use the company. Dance well and you will have a line of potential partners - and official party acceptance.

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    Compliment everyone and everything. No one thinks badly of someone who is full of praise of the party.

Tips & Warnings

  • Watch the movie "The Wedding Crashers" as many times as you can.

  • Arrive late to crash the party.practice gatecrashing at some average weddings quite easy too

  • Excuse yourself to go to the bar or restroom if a situation becomes too sticky.

  • If asked, you forgot your invitation in a hurry to get there in time.

  • Do not expose your fraud except (see below).

  • Do not sulk or sit in a corner drawing attention to yourself.

  • Do not get drunk and lose your cool.

    FINAL NOTE: IF IT IS NAIJA Bouncers they bring and once dem hold you .BEG,BRIBE or RUN ! if you can.
    If na imported bouncer like beyonce be imported singer talk some nonsense that sounds like "i will call my lawyer " etc if you get luck say dem be Yankee lawyers God don bless you anything else pick race !
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