How to Gate Crash a Wedding ? whose Wedding ? Bella Adenuga's ! |
Dress for the occasion. If you want to fit in unnoticed, then do a little homework and find out who the wedding couple is before you try to crash their party.
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Stand at the end of a reception line and shake hands with all the guests. They will pretend to know you most of the time. People are very often embarrassed about forgetting a face and will not ask who you are.
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Prepare an innocuous answer to questions about yourself. "I've not been around that long to know everyone in their lives," or "We're all friends here."
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Pose as a distant relative who heard about the happy couple's wedding and brings best wishes from all the other relatives who couldn't make the blessed occasion.
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Offer to dance with someone who looks like they could use the company. Dance well and you will have a line of potential partners - and official party acceptance.
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Compliment everyone and everything. No one thinks badly of someone who is full of praise of the party.
- Watch the movie "The Wedding Crashers" as many times as you can.
- Arrive late to crash the party.practice gatecrashing at some average weddings quite easy too
- Excuse yourself to go to the bar or restroom if a situation becomes too sticky.
- If asked, you forgot your invitation in a hurry to get there in time.
- Do not expose your fraud except (see below).
- Do not sulk or sit in a corner drawing attention to yourself.
- Do not get drunk and lose your cool.FINAL NOTE: IF IT IS NAIJA Bouncers they bring and once dem hold you .BEG,BRIBE or RUN ! if you can.If na imported bouncer like beyonce be imported singer talk some nonsense that sounds like "i will call my lawyer " etc if you get luck say dem be Yankee lawyers God don bless you anything else pick race !
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