I SAW HER AS SHE ROSE LYK D MORNING SUN FROM D EAST, SHE GLOWS SO BRIGHT DAT SHE MAKES D MOON GREEN WITH ENVY, HER VIOCE IS SO MELODIOUS DAT D NIGHTINGLE FEELS INFERIOR 2 HER. YES SHE IS BOLD BEAUTIFUL AND BLACK. SHE IS A SIGHT 2 BEHOLD AND EVERY PROSPERIOUS MAN NEEDED HER FOR A BRIDE, SHE IS EPITOME OF KNOWLEDGE AND RICH IN KINDNESS, WHAT MORE A QUEEN OF D FOREMOST AFRICAN KINDOM. HER LONG HAIR GLITTERED IN D EALY MORNING TROPICAL AFRICAN SUN, HER EYES ARE DARK AND LOVELY, WHAT A PRETTY QUEEN ALL PROCLAIMED WITH ALL D NOBLE AFRICAN ENDOWNMENT; BOLD BEAUTIFUL AND BLACK.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow was filled with sorrow at the tragic death of his wife in a fire in 1861. the civil war broke out the same year, and it seemed this was an additional punishment.Two years later, Longfellow was gain saddened to hear that his own son had been seriously wounded as a lieutenant in the army of the Potomac.sitting down to his desk. one Christmas day, he heard the church bells ringing, and ringing. it was in this setting he wrote: i heard the bells on the Christmas day.their old familiar carols play and wild and sweet the words repeat of peace on earth, good will to men.
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A Mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to look at his bike.The mechanic shouted across the garage, ""Hey Doc, can i ask u a question?""The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic who was working on the motorcycle. the mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands and said, so doc, look at this engine,I open its heart, take valves out, fix them, put "em back and when i finish, it works like new. so how come i get such a small salary and you get really big bucks, when you and i are doing basically the same work?""The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, ""Try doing it with the engine running.""
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When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Himfully and let go, only 1 of 2 things will happen, eitherHe"ll catch you when you fall, or He"ll teach youhow to fly! "The power of one sentence! God is going toshift things around for you today and let things work inyour favor. If you believe, send it. If you don"tbelieve, delete it. God closes doors no man can open &God opens doors no man can close. If you need God to opensome doors for you...send this to all your friendsincluding me. ...Have a blessed day and remember to be ablessing .
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If one day u feel like crying♥♥Call me♥♥I dont promise that i will make u laugh♥♥But i can cry with u♥♥If one day u want to run away♥♥Dont be afraid to call me♥♥I dont promise to ask u to stop♥♥But i can run with u♥♥If one day u dont want to listen to anyone♥♥Call me♥♥I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet♥♥But one day if u call♥♥And there is no anwser♥♥Come fast to see me♥♥Perhaps i need you♥♥Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk♥♥Or how close you are♥♥And send it to the person who sent it to you♥♥Let old friends know you haven"t forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will♥♥Remember, everyone needs a friend,dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like♥♥Because the one u like will leave u for the one they love♥♥Tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning♥♥Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain♥♥You will have bad luck for 10 years if you don"t pass this on to 15 people♥♥If u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u♥
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It beats my imagination whenever i see what youth's of this present generation are getting themselves into.we want to leave our lives on the fast lane,forgetting that we r suppose 2 begin on a low key before going higher and higher til we attain the heigth that God has proposed for us.it hurts me when i see young boys running scams and duping foreigners (yahoo),its simple,just think of it as stealing from ur mama,and u get what ur heart longs for with the money but u will never the desired end and pleasure which u are supposed to get from it,if u had worked for the money.so i say whatever we do is at the detriment of this our great nation,because most youth are living the fast life,so when u put this into our nations politics,were stealing,bribery and corruption is the order of the day,then i wonder what becomes of this country.but i must give up to these youths because,it beats imaginations about how they come up with yearn to become independent even at what our fathers would call a tender age and great ideas that theyuse in exploiting,both good and bad ideas. we live in a modest country that is so blessed and stupidly rich the even with all these embezzlement we've still got enough to run this country.i can go on and on but ihave to go to church,p.s i get back and this time am going to talk about those old men running this country and claiming that we are the leaders of tomorrow but will not leave their sit of power for us.
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Posted by 9jabook.com on January 8, 2009 at 5:36am
July 02, 2007
part Two
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
finally got to compiling my all time lists of all the greatest music i heard in my life so far . luckily amy winehouse is not there . i realise thati am drawn to falsetto rock music and jazz with a desie for strong chorus and a really good FAT beat .Terence Trent , MJ and Prince on top of my list and Randy Crawford for the Jazzy part and a smattering of Slicks Digable planet stuff . I have my Gospel collection and awesome tracks i still have to build up bcos i realise now that music is really abt communicating .I have decided to Live and start to produce and develop my creative talents .I know I am fulfilling my destiny in the way of the master .I just realise that Life is for he Living and the dead should go and bury their own .
I am still keen on learning Python and making my sites a huge success this internet thingy is really up my street . i need to refocus on the emerging internet trends and see the whole shebang from the masters view ....blah blah blah
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Posted by 9jabook.com on January 6, 2009 at 4:43am
September 17, 2008
The Area Manager,
NEPA,
Lagos
Dear Sir,
COMPLAINT ABOUT YOUR SERVICES
I am writing to you with a deep sense of humility and gentleness. I consider this a great opportunity to communicate with an entity as awe-inspiring as you. Firstly, I bring greetings to you from residents of my area in Lagos.
As a dutiful citizen, I consider this letter as part of my civic responsibilities. Great countries comprise of citizens who are alive to their responsibilities. As a famous musician once said, "Ask not what your country can eat from you but what you can eat from your country.” I have benefited immensely from this country; therefore I have decided to give back.
I want to bring to your notice some strange occurrences which have been happening in my area. I want to sadly inform you that in the last 2 weeks, electricity has been stable. In other words, we sleep and wake up with electricity, we go to work and come back and electricity is still running. This is terribly new and It has added DANGEROUS development in the lives of residents of my area. This is something we are not used to. There is too much electricity for us to handle. In the first week of constant electricity, I started acting strangely. I ironed all my clothes because I didn't know when 'light' will be impounded on your orders. After 2 days, the 'light' was still there. Therefore, I proceeded to re-iron the ironed clothes. My fridge which had not seen '4 hours' of constant light for months suddenly started freezing. In order to enjoy the maximum effects of refrigeration, I have decided to be drinking 20 cups of cold water before I go to sleep. Once I finish a cup, I put the bottle back into the fridge. After 10 minutes, the water cools and I drink. I just don't know what to do. All the Ceiling fans in my house have been switched on alongside my AC. My deck is playing at a high level. My life is now in state of chaos because of constant 'light'. My TV and VCD player are complaining of high blood pressure, as they have been terribly overworked in the last few weeks. Half of my light bulbs have gone on strike to protest their resurrection from blissful death. All the customers in the beer parlour beside my house are complaining that the beer is too cold and wants to destroy their teeth. Even the rats and cockroaches are complaining that human assailants find it easier to track and exterminate them under electric light than under candlelight.
All the witches and wizards that regularly visited me in my sleep have suddenly taken flight in the presence of "light". Now I have to review my membership of MFM (Mountain of Fire and Miracles) since their work has been done. Can you imagine what will happen to the membership of churches if constant 'light' persists? No more demons, meaning No more offerings!! Kai!!!!!!!!!
With the above situation not abating, I decided to seek the reason behind this strange situation. This task was made easy for me when I realized that it was the work of saboteurs. Sabotage is the main reason for anything going wrong or right in our country. Our elections were sabotaged, our president's health is being sabotaged, and Obama's chances of becoming the American President are being sabotaged by Nigerians. Therefore this constant 'light' is the handiwork of saboteurs within your work system. These disgruntled individuals are enemies of progress who want you to miss your set targets. These enemies want you to score very low on your KPI assessment. I realised this fact when I stumbled on a document showing your Key Performance Indicators for every month. These
are:
1. Explosive growth in the amount of Candle-lit dinners and balcony-bedrooms
2. Massive boom in the sales of Candles, torchlights, generators, inverters and lanterns
3. Increased work place productivity due to Employees spending at least 16 hours at work because there is no light at home
4. Massive growth of Rock music fan clubs being aided by the endless sound of generators that are switched on overnight.
5. Volume of human blood being sucked by mosquitoes unchallenged by ceiling/standing fans
6. Incidence of heat rashes
7. Large Increase in naming ceremonies: When people have no light at home, what else do they do with their time other than *******?
Sir, I strongly feel that the above achievements will not be possible if we keep on having 'light'. The saboteurs in your workplace will make you look stupid and incapable in front of your bosses. The repercussions of this charade would be unbearable. This is why I am writing to you now. As a responsible citizen, if I do not volunteer this information, I know that I will be the one to suffer. The day you realise that I have been enjoying endless light for 2 weeks, you will pay me back with 10 black months. The end will be worse than the beginning, thereof. I am at a crossroad. This is a major dilemma. Should I keep quiet? No I won't. This is because Evil triumphs when Good Men keep silent. Your incompetent staffs have left the light switch on and gone to sleep. I know you will take back all that we have stolen from you but Please remember my house in the day of recompense.
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The purpose of this email is to make certain accusations against the Chinese government and my cry for help. Thank you for your time and your help will be highly appreciated.http://abn2739.blogspot.comhttp://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/shun-chuanAre you aware that the news you are watching is interlaced with Communist China's propaganda,as Communist China maps a realm of news with innocent lives?Communist China is scheming a millennial terrorist activity by manipulating people's behaviors through "electromagnetic waves" to contain criticism and harm innocent human lives.1. The anomaly in community traffic of cars and motorcycles and drag racing,and reckless honking by cars and motorcycles is exceeding an unprecedented level.2. Communist China has the technology to scan the human brain waves through military satellite and to discern and decipher their thoughts,scheming to instill individual interference focusing on each individual in need using the satellite electromagnetic waves.3. Deploying electromagnetic waves is poised to project onto the human brain with certain sounds for the perception of grossly traumatizing or startling pain,or deploying the broadcast of noise via electromagnetic waves in sleeping humans with edited clips of films or through voice or image signals onto our brains or besiege our sensory functions with fabricated audible and sensory illusions.4. It manipulates one's moods,such as smiling,nervousness,disgust,panic,anger,sorrow,desires,appetite,and so forth.5. It interferes the human brain's thinking capability,memory or linguistic capability,to name a few,causing spasms of muscles and fingers in the left and right hands,stinging aches throughout the body,coughing,yawning,trembling,involuntary blinking of the eye,runny nose and so forth.6. Electromagnetic waves are deployed to hinder the motoring functions of the body and neck,disrupt the heartbeat or respiration,manipulate dizziness,deprive one's sleep,spasm,saliva gland,dental neural pain,etc.7. Watch out that Communist China is infiltrating the news media by deploying electromagnetic waves to besiege the broadcast media,map out viral disillusion or erroneous perception,and investigate threats of brainwashing in viral spreading.8. It further moved to deploy various symptoms in what one sees of media icons,gesture terms,adding a skewed interpretation to one's cognitive awareness,misleading an individual to hallucinate or suffer,such as the North Korean's rigid smile,which is a tactic Communist China often deploys to counter the people.9. By observing the resolution accuracy of Communist China's sound and image (scenario) interference projected onto the human's brain,this can only be achieved with a certain level of frequencies at the source of interference,hence there is no doubt that it has to be the electromagnetic wave. Yet questions remain as to what range of frequencies the source of interference deploys,or what kind of electromagnetic waves insulation chamber would suffice to provide an insulation yield? Communist China might deploy specific metal alloys as small scale molecular antennas, which are attached to the human brain in large number,creating electromagnetic waves when the human brain is in function,where the current created by Communist China's electromagnetic interference would poise to amplify in a staggering number of multiplication,which Communist China can detect at all times to discern and muscles would excel the generation of electrode,which in turn create a corresponding electromagnetic wave within.10. Some of Communist China's intimidation experiences in 2002:6.9 "Hey,are you tired of living?"6.14 "We had concocted the bombing incident at the U.S. embassy in Pakistan" "Jiang Zhemin ordered us to kill you,but without creating scenes"6.16 "The Pakistani civilian troops confessed that they had schemed the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Pakistan,which we had manipulated them to confess,so what are you going to do about it?"6.19 "Hey,why don't you just go ahead and commit suicide""We are going to scheme murder using the public bus"6.20 "Commit suicide by burning charcoal,get it?"6.25 "Jiang Zhemin just does not like you,go hit your head against the wall".11. I reckon that there are victims abound out in the street,no less alarming than wars,and those not in the know or did not understand that Communist China's simple electromagnetic design could easily turn people against each other,create moving incidents,little lese to say mislead the youth to broach down the wrong path,suicidal prompting,design and fabrication of a host of society news (which Communication China refers to as movie making),as Communist China has had a decade long of the technology,and has long abused its technological advantages to scheme up design of abusing human lives by arranging fabricated news to poison and infiltrate the free world,manipulate and misguide the contents of the media,and deploy brainwashing and malicious spread of viruses,done with insinuation and riddles.The fact that Communist China's slaughtering the innocent had been the result of a high level of calculation,and a high level of rationalization,where the threats are in existence,and cannot be ignored of their detrimental severity.12. Communist China often coerce people to watch news compiled by the reporter Lu Yuling of the cable news in order for them to be saved,but few are aware that Communist China had merely deploy the reporter to entrap many people. I do envision that those that turn to committing crime as framed by Communist China,the extra sufferings by the ordinary people,and the deaths of many innocent lives will not go unnoticed as hindered by a condoning attitude.13. Nazi Hu Jintao, Jiang Zemin, Chinese Liberation Army, security police and armed police have committed suppression and massacre on their own civilians. Hu, Jiang and the other atrocious butchers owe these innocent civilians! More horrible and serious is that they are using mysterious killing technologies to cause harms to human brains around the world, making advantage of numerous international politicians and journalists to help them commit atrocities and beautify their actions, aiming to overturn and suppress those innocent people and cover up their terrorist acts and win fame by cheating the world. Securing in the knowledge that they have strong backing, these arrogant and shameless butchers have committed tortures and mass killing cruelly to those innocent ones around the world. Unfortunately, neither these politicians and nor journalists knowing what is what would dare to express their conscience.14. The inhumane acts and atrocities committed by Nazi China are far more vicious than that of Nanjing massacre in China during WWII committed by Japanese army, as Chinese government is using mysterious technologies to commit massacres to masses of bare-handed civilians around the world as well as launch violence and terrorist activities to suppress these completely unarmed people’s freedom of speech. These demons, like Hu, Jinag and Chinese Liberation Army, despise the chastity, dignity and precious life of those innocent ones and suppress the emotions of their beloved. Meanwhile, relying on the condition that most of people in the world will not be able to witness their vicious acts of violence and behaviors they have committed unscrupulously and shamelessly, these Chinese Liberation Army enjoys using cruel ways to torture, massacre and trample on these innocent people, physically and mentally, in one free world. The arrogant Hu, Jiang and those jackals nurtured under such ferocious power treat themselves as the symbol of benevolence and hero, as they fail to learn their gutless and vicious acts to trample on those innocent people. If these demons, butchers and dregs of human, such as Hu, Jiang and Chinese Liberation Army who have become frenzied and conscienceless appeared in the site of Nanjing massacre in WWII, they definitely would be the leading roles to act atrocities!15. We don’t want to see masses of innocent people to fall victim to the hell on earth built by red China where they will be susceptible to tortures and massacres for thousands of years.16. Despite being even unable to fend for themselves in face of the high-tech detriments and attacks from China, we can not tolerate the fact that these politicians and journalists will become the accomplices to help China commit its terrorist acts and suppression on these innocent people in the current era or an unknown future.17. In view of the notorious, vicious and sinister Hu, Jiang, Chinese Liberation Army with blood-stained hands, we just cast doubt over whether these greats of knowing what is what who have negotiated with these demons will show their conscience to save these innocent civilians or will act just for the sake of their profits, or are under the control of China. In this current drowned world, how will these innocent lives be treated in face of the atrocious acts committed by these diabolical figures, or when these innocent people will witness the practice of democracy in China? Will these phenomena turn out to be the joint efforts and endeavors achieved by China and those powerful figures in the world? Are we really dedicated to overturning such adversity? Our goal is to eliminate the vicious power one day with our strenuous efforts, and we absolutely will achieve it!Chen,Shun-Chuan 2002.10.13* Republic of China (Taiwan)
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