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But you think I am too scared to talkCan I borrow your voice to speak my words?And if you think that would not reach,Can I borrow your legs to trek to Czech?If that would be too painfulCan you give me wings to fly the sky?But then you think I am too dullCan I borrow your charm to toast the girls?And if you think I am too weakCan I borrow your strength to win the race?And for those who think I am just hideousCan I borrow your beauty just for a while?Of course you think I am a cowardHave you a hammer? Show me the nail.And if you think I cannot strikeWill you stand in for a guinea pig?And now you say I am just poorHow much can you lend that I’ll live upon?Can you borrow me some food,Water,Salt,Rice?Can you just borrow me your life, Fool?Well, let all man be themselves!
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We just finished cooking Rice when Condolesa came inShe asked after George but we said he was in the Bush.She went so mad seeing Nicholas locked in the CageBut we made her understand that a vicious Tiger lurks in the Wood.
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You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.You can always warm coffee up.Coffee comes with endless refills.Coffee is cheaper.You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.Coffee never runs out.Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.You can make coffee as sweet as you want.You can smoke while drinking coffee.You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.Coffee smells and tastes good.You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.You can always get fresh coffee.You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.They sell coffee at police stations.You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.Coffee goes down easier.If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.Your coffee doesn't talk to you.Coffee smells good in the morning.Coffee is good when it's cold too.Coffee stains are easier to remove.Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.Coffee doesn't shed.Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.Coffee doesn't mind being ground.No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.Coffee doesn't have a time of the month... it's good all the time.When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.INSTANT COFFEE!You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
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Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific."They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it."They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.This leaves 19 million to do the work.Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me . . . and you're sitting there chating on 9jabook.
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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket."How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd.JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop.JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio.JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8)JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns.JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37) ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957)JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits. (eg: 5 banana splits for breakfast)JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone." ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas."[JESUS'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3) ELVIS wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956)JESUS walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) ELVIS surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965)JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters. ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters.JESUS had his famous Resurrection. ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.JESUS lived in a state of grace, in a Near Eastern land. ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state.
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Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:Titanic: $9.99 on the InternetClinton: $9.99 on the InternetTitanic: over 3 hours longClinton: over 3 hours longTitanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastropheClinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastropheTitanic: villain - White Star LineClinton: villain - Ken StarrTitanic: Jack is a starving artistClinton: Bill is a B.S. artistTitanic: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigarClinton: Ditto for BillTitanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruinedClinton: Ditto for MonicaTitanic: Jack teaches Rose to spitClinton: Let's not go thereTitanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelryClinton: Monica forced to return her giftsTitanic: Behind the scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popularClinton: Behind the scenes, Bill has a 70% approval ratingTitanic: Jack surrenders to an icy deathClinton: Bill goes home to Hillary
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* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.* In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.* It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.* It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark.*Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.* If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.* It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.* We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.* If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.* It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself 'why on earth did I do that?'* Some folks have it, some don't.* Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.* Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.* Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
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Why does one love?Is it to find an escape from the pains of loneliness orIs it to feel the warmth of fulfillment that it brings to one"s heart?To me, love is the essential of all being.One cannot exist without the love of another.To live for another makes a life complete in every way.Each beat of one"s heart, each breath, each small thought signifies aSmall part of a love that is shared with another.Who does one love?Are two people destined to come together orIs it by chance alone?Only one"s heart can tell when love has come.It can feel the longing desire from it"s deepest point andIt can feel the overpowering attraction when they are close.One loves whom his heart has chosen andMy heart has chosen you.When does one love?Does one share their love in the soft mist of the early morning orIn the crisp breeze of the darkening night?Those that are truly in love know no night or day, no dark or light.Love is a continuous thing.My love for you continues to grow throughout every second of time.Why, Who, When, they all tie together,For my love covers each of these.Why, because you are what I have dreamed about.Who, my heart tells me that you are the one I"ve been searching for.When, now and throughout eternity.My love for you shall never cease to existFor there is no end to true love.
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THERE ARE TEN OF DEMONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.THREE. Don"t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.FIVE. When you say, "I"m sorry," look the person in the eye.SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone"s dreams. People who don"t have dreams don"t have much.NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it"s the only way to live life completely.TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
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Posted by Dare Ayodele on February 16, 2009 at 8:25am
We are born with two eyes in frontbecause we must not always look behind,but see what lies ahead beyond ourselves!We are born to have two ears -one left, one rightso we can hear both sides,collect both the compliments and criticisms,to see which are right.We are born with a brain concealed in a skullthen no matter how poor we are,we are still rich,for no one can stealwhat our brain contains,packing in more jewels and ringsthan you can think.We are born with two eyes, two ears,but one mouthfor the mouth is a sharp weapon,it can hurt, flirt, and kill.Remember this:Talk less, listen and see more.We are born with only one heart andit reminds us to appreciate andgive love from deep within.
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Chris Brown issues apology in alleged assault on RihannaPublic relations firm issues statement from singer Chris Brown who says he is 'saddened' about the incident and 'seeking the counseling' of his pastor and family.By Christine HanleyFebruary 16, 2009Singer Chris Brown issued an apology Sunday for an incident in which he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend, pop singer Rihanna, just hours before last week's Grammy Awards."Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired," Brown said in a statement issued through a public relations firm. "I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person."Brown, 19, did not describe what happened, but complained that bloggers and others were disseminating faulty information."Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong," he said. "While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds."Brown was arrested Feb. 8 on suspicion of making criminal threats against a woman. He is free on $50,000 bail.Brown and Rihanna, 20, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, had been together Feb. 7 in Beverly Hills at a pre-Grammy gala, hosted by the Grammy-sponsoring Recording Academy and veteran music executive Clive Davis.After the gala, Brown and Rihanna drove through the nearby Westside neighborhood of Hancock Park in a rented Lamborghini. Brown stopped the car, the two got out and an argument between them escalated, police said. Rihanna suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, police said. A witness called 911, but police said Brown was gone by the time officers arrived.Brown turned himself in while the Grammys were being televised. Neither attended the ceremony. Rihanna had three Grammy nominations and Brown had two. Neither won.The Los Angeles County district attorney's office has not charged Brown.
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A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
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Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend."What part did you get?"
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Two lawyers, Jon and JAMES, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers JAMES a #500 bet. JAMES agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, JAMES secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 500 bucks?''''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes
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A man walks into a bar next to an extremely hot girl and immediately looks at his watch.She says, ''Is your date late or something''He says, ''No I just got this magic watch''."What does your watch do that is so amazing?" asked the lady."It tells me what is happening.""What does it say now asked the lady.""It says you're not wearing panties.""Well your watch is wrong, I do have panties on.""Sorry, my watch is one hour fast.
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God won’t ask what kind of car you drove, but will ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation.God won’t ask the square footage of your house, but will ask how many people you welcomed into your home.God won’t ask about the fancy clothes you had in your closet, but will ask how many of those clothes helped the needy.God won’t ask about your social status, but will ask what kind of class you displayed.God won’t ask how many material possessions you had, but will ask if they dictated your life.God won’t ask what your highest salary was, but will ask if you compromised your character to obtain that salary.God won’t ask how much overtime you worked, but will ask if you worked overtime for your family and loved ones.God won’t ask how many promotions you received, but will ask how you promoted others.God won’t ask what your job title was, but will ask if you reformed your job to the best of your ability.God won’t ask what you did to help yourself, but will ask what you did to help others.God won’t ask how many friends you had, but will ask how many people to whom you were a true friend.God won’t ask what you did to protect your rights, but will ask what you did to protect the rights of others.God won’t ask in what neighborhood you lived, but will ask how you treated your neighbors.God won’t ask about the color of your skin, but will ask about the content of your character.God won’t ask how many times your deeds matched your words, but will ask how many times they didn’t.
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