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Susan Boyle joins Lads from Lagos

Nigeria's Got Talent offers £1m booty


It's a hearty round of applause today for the Lads from Lagos for an anarchic, highly-entertaining return to our email inboxes.

We're obliged to reader Danny Caldwell for forwarding a missive suggestively entitled "Good News kindly download the Attachment from yahoo awards center", complete with a 419 first – a lovingly-crafted Word document.

It's fair to say that our scamming chums put plenty of thought and effort into their presentation, which kicks off by suggesting that an unholy alliance of Windows Live and Yahoo! has decided to hand out £6m to a half dozen lucky punters (click on the pic for a bigger version)...

The first page of the 419 document

Well, the random email addy award is an old trick, but the ne'er-do-wells have enlisted some heavyweight support to lend credibility to their likely tale of unexpected riches...

 

The second page, featuring Susan Boyle

Yes indeed, our very own SuBo is keeping a close eye on the juicy "Award Winning Fund", ably assisted by engineer John Fletcher. The latter is evidently taking time out from his job at BBC Research & Development, although we're not sure quite what Mr Paul Williams does when he's not dispensing cash to lucky winners...

We were going to ring him to ask, but then decided it probably wasn't a good idea. ®

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Another member of the heavily armed robbery gang which plan to storm Abeokuta last

Tuesday has been arrested despite offering a sum of N1.8million to the villagers where he took refuge following injuries he sustained during gun duel with police authorities. Next authoritatively gathered that the 20-year -old suspect, Onyeka Ani, was apprehended at the weekend in Mawuko village, Obafemi-Owode Local Government Area of Ogun State by the villagers while he was trying to bolt away after spending days in the bush. Luck ran against the suspect, who emerged from the bush with gunshot wound while trying to escape to neigbouring Lagos State. Unknown to him, a radio announcement by the police intimating villagers of the escape of some criminals from the scene of the gun duel had being aired. The villagers, sighting him soaked in blood, suspected him to be member of the scattered robbery gang, as earlier announced by the police command in Abeokuta. He was subsequently apprehended. Realizing that nemesis had caught up with him, the suspect, a native of

Apkugo, in Nkanu Local Government Area of Enugu State, reportedly profusely begged the villagers, to spare him, with an offer to provide them the sum of N1.8million..

The suspect, according one of the villagers, appealed to the them to allow him call somebody in Lagos who will arrange the money to effect his release. The unimpressed villagers turned down the offer and swiftly contacted the police. He was thereafter handed over to the police authorities and as at the time of this report, he is in police custody at Eleweran and being interrogated alongside other two suspects earlier arrested. The public relations officer of the police command, Muyiwa Adejobi confirmed the arrest and expressed appreciation to the villagers for their support for the police in nabbing the suspect. Mr Adejobi called for more cooperation from the members of the public, particularly on providing police information on crimes and criminals. “Such information will be treated in confidence,” he said.

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There are many ways to pay off campaign debts — cajoling phone calls, begging letters — but Bill Clinton believes that he has come up with a better method to wipe out the financial obligations outstanding from his wife’s failed presidential bid.

He is raffling himself. In an e-mail sent to millions of people who supported Hillary Clinton’s White House campaign, the former President asks: “How would you like the chance to come up to New York and spend the day with me?” For those who would like the One-Day-With-Bill prize, an online donation of as little as $5 (£3) will buy them the chance.

By 2007, seven years after leaving the White House, the Clintons had earned a combined $109 million (£73 million) through speaking engagements and bestselling memoirs. Even so, apparently they would prefer American voters to settle Mrs Clinton’s remaining $771,000 debt rather than paying it themselves.

“Hillary’s campaign still has a few vestiges of debt that I know she would like to see paid in full. Will you reach out today to help Hillary this one last time?” Mr Clinton asks. In her marathon battle against Barack Obama Mrs Clinton’s debts peaked at $25.2 million. More than $13 million of that she lent to her own campaign — a huge sum that she will never recoup.
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This is the second time in a year that Mr Clinton has offered himself as a lottery prize to whittle down his wife’s debt, something that makes some of their supporters cringe. As Secretary of State she is barred from raising money herself to pay it off.

What further angers some of Mrs Clinton’s backers from her failed Democratic primary campaign is the name of the creditor to whom she owes all the money: Mark Penn, her former pollster and chief strategist.

Mr Penn, a longtime Clinton pollster from the former First Couple’s White House days, followed what is standard practice for political strategists in US campaigns: he took a cut of the money paid by Mrs Clinton’s campaign to his firm to carry out polling and send mailshots to voters..

A total of $24 million from her campaign was paid to Mr Penn’s firm, Penn Schoen Berland, during her failed presidential bid. Much of that was to cover the cost of the company’s services but there is no doubt that the advice and strategy Mr Penn gave — advice that many Democrats believe doomed her campaign — made him millions.

He is blamed, for example, for failing effectively to gauge the public’s desire for change, and for sending out 20 million pieces of direct mail in a campaign in which the internet was so crucial. By the end of 2008, Mrs Clinton’s campaign still owed Mr Penn’s firm $5.4 million. That is now down to $771,000, although the campaign also has nearly $624,000 in the bank.

There are some Clinton supporters who believe that Mr Penn, a divisive figure, should not be paid. The money is not owed to him personally but to his firm, which is a subsidiary of the London-based WPP Group.

Mrs Clinton’s campaign relied heavily on big-money donors, most of whom gave the maximum amount allowed, hence the mass appeal to the small-donor base.
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Al Qaeda has found their ideological soul mates in al-Shabaab, Somalia and is now turning to Northern Nigeria. Photo: An al-Qaeda cell in North Africa, Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM), yesterday offered to help Nigerian Muslims with training and weapons during their battles, as Nigeria grapples with religious crisis. This deadly offer is coming 71 days after President Umaru Yar ‘Adua travelled out of the country on health grounds without fulfilling the constitutional obligation of handing over power to his deputy, Goodluck Jonathan. According to a Reuter’s report, the al-Qaeda group, while claiming a constituency in the Nigerian Muslim community, said, “we are ready to train your people in weapons, and give you whatever support we can in men, arms and munitions to enable you to defend our people in Nigeria,” according to its statement posted on Islamic websites that often carry statements from groups using the al-Qaeda signature. Trying to lend a global perspective to its cause, the extremist promised support to Nigerian Muslims: “You are not alone in this test. The hearts of Mujahideen are in pain over your troubles and desire to help you as much as possible, in the Islamic Maghreb, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Chechnya.” The statement was signed by Abu Mus’ab Abdel-Wadoud, who was described as the “emir”, or leader, of the group. Religious crises have plagued the nation since independence and only recently in Jos, the Plateau state capital, over 300 lives were lost in an ethnic conflict in December 2009, which, as usual, eventually took the complexion of a religious battle between Christians and Muslims. Earlier in July, an Islamic sect called Boko Haram staged attacks on security operatives across states in Northern Nigeria, calling for the imposition of sharia law on Nigeria. Last December, another sect, the Kalo kuta, also staged series of attacks in Bauchi state. All the crises were quelled by security operatives drawn from the rank of both the police and the military. The Vice President, Goodluck Jonathan, personally deployed the military to halt the violence in Jos after four days of fratricidal clashes between Christians and Muslims. Speaking to NEXT by telephone yesterday, the Missionary leader of the Ansarudeen Movement in Nigeria, Abdulrahman Ahmad, decried this new development as “funny and laughable” saying the internet is “a supersonic highway where anybody and anyone can post anything.” “As a stakeholder in the Nigerian community,” Mr. Ahmad said, “I can authoritatively assure you that there is no al-Qaeda sect in Nigeria and the Nigerian Muslim community is not that loose and helpless to accept any offer or help from any organisation claiming to be fighting a religious war.” When asked about the likelihood of sects like Boko Haram and Kalo Kuta to accept such dubious offers, Mr. Ahmad admitted that he was worried about the state of preparedness of the security forces. “The honest truth is that our security operatives are not doing their jobs in securing the lives and properties of Nigerians. These sects you mention were fighting Muslims as well during their campaign” he said, adding that “People just hap on religion when it shouldn’t be; poverty and joblessness are issues that should be addressed.” The cleric enjoined journalists not to be deceived by every available information and suggested that they do some investigative journalism to find out the true situation. We are ready The Nigerian police, reacting to the new threat, said it is “capable of protecting lives and properties of Nigerians.” The force’s deputy public relations officer, Yemi Ajayi said that, “such a message will not be a threat. They will not be a threat, as we have always proactively done a number of things to checkmate such alarms.” He said the information came from ‘mischief makers’ and promised that, “the Nigerian Police will not rest on our oars, we will not go to sleep be it the handiwork of mischief makers.” Investigations revealed that the group does not have a website. They operate like other militia groups, like the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta by sending email to reporters to state their views. The al-Qaeda organisation in the Islamic Maghreb have links to al-Qaeda which aims to overthrow the Algerian government and institute an Islamic state through an insurgent campaign. The group is involved in smuggling, protection rackets and money laundering across the borders of Mauritania, Mali, Niger, Libya and Chad - which provides its financial underpinnings. However, recent developments seem to indicate that a splinter group may have sought refuge in the Tuareg regions of northern Mali and Niger following crackdowns by Algerian government forces in the North and South of the country since 2003. Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a 23 year old Nigerian is on trial in the US for attempting to bomb an American plane over Detroit on Christmas day in an attack claimed by a Yemen Al Qaeda unit in the Arabian Peninsula.
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