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nude-babes[1].gifSodom and Gomorrah: Weird nude club where girls do the unusual.


Monday, October 11, 2010

It could be described as the basest nude joint on the face of the earth. Some people that know the spot refer to it as devil’s parlour. There, girls, naked as Eve, entertain patrons every Saturday, which they call go- go nites. It is a place nude dancing girls do the most absurd things that can always confound your imagination. It is beyond description the low ladies could go for money, and you wonder when these eventually become mothers, what would they produce for the future society.

Our reporter was there penultimate weekend and captured the despicable scenario.


She stood there with a stick of cigarette and a glass of beer. Smiling. Staring into space like a junkie. Alone in her own world, she was wearing a black needle-slim bra, butt-tight G-string and high-heeled shoes. The pendant of her long necklace dangled between her half-covered breasts and a ribbon hung loosely around her waist.

Her presence threw the dance hall into revelry. The tempo of Flavour’s Ashawo remix (a popular debauchery tune of the joint) blasting from the loud speakers increased as the in-house DJ stoke his acts. Some of those who were dancing in the hangout stopped in their tracks. Those who were dozing on their seats shrug off sleep while others loitering outside rushed in. Every eye focused in her direction. Everyone was expectant. The show had begun. Time was 2.45am.


Then she began to serenade the scores of fun-seekers, men and women of various ages, who had descended on the sleazy joint located off Governor’s Road, Ikotun Lagos. Her dance steps and general mannerism were measured and delivered with professional efficiency and accuracy. Making sexy gestures, her dance steps were in tandem with the raunchy music cascading from the high voltage musical equipment. Indeed, everyone inside the seedy joint was mesmerized as she began to strut her stuff, pulling off her scanty clothing in bits.


The lady on the dance floor is simply known as Angela, maybe an anti-angel. Dark, tall and beautifully built. She could be in her late 20s or early 30s. A few years back, she could have been prettier but the edges were hardening, the mouth and eyes betrayed a certain toughness, evidence of living rough, evidence of tough life. And there seemed to be misery in her eyes.


Sex goddess

Angela is a harbinger of sex. She services the dark appetite and/or damaging habits of wild fun seekers. Men paid N1,000 each to gain entry to watch her performance. There is no waiver for female as they are admitted on payment of N500. However, most of the females are commercial sex workers who come to hawk their wares there.


Angela is one of the go-go dancers who entertain guests every Saturday night at the hangout during the go-go nites. She was on duty two Saturdays ago.


Fun without borders

She appeared on stage at 2.45 am and, without much ado, began captivating men with her erotic overtures delivered in dance steps. For a while, she held sway on the dance floor displaying brazen bestiality. That teaser set the mood for the day especially for the early callers who had waited patiently, relaxing with drinks, cigarette or dancing.

At the peak of the ugly entertainment, she went round tables to engage patrons in lap dances. She sat astride men in a mock sex. Some of the men pushed some naira notes into her flimsy pant even as they stole quick caresses.


Decadent

The performance reached a crescendo when the angel of sex pulled off her bra and pant. She was as naked as Eve in the Garden of Eden. Only her long necklace, strip of ribbon hanging on her neck and shoes constituted her clothing. When she bared it all, the patrons began to make catcalls.

Again, she embarked on another round of lap dance with some patrons. Then a piece of brown cloth was brought and spread on the floor for Angela by one of the staffers. It was time for the main course. The spectacle took a stomach-churning dimension. Indeed, the scene was despicable, even sickening.

After some more suggestive dances, she lowered her frame on the floor and her practised fingers began caressing her body. She did some turns and twists and then spread her legs like the pages of a book. Apparently uncircumcised, she began pulling at her well-pronounced clitoris. But her ‘best’ was yet to come.


Smoking parts

Angela took her acts to the hilt when she lit a stick of cigarette, smoked it for a while and inserted it into her private part. Then she lifted her pelvis, showing as it sucked smoke from the burning cigar from her urinal organ.


But she was not yet done. After bizarre cigarette smoking only known to her, she stretched her hand and one of the bouncers handed her an empty bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Then she began to gently push the bottle into the same private part until about half of it was lost inside. Men surrounded the squirming, wriggling body on the floor till her crazy sex stunts ended at 4.30 am.


Saturday Sun gathered that the joint offers such adult entertainment using different girls. In fact, on the notice board screwed to the wall at the entrance, it is clearly stated that go-go dancers are on parade every Saturday night. There are no permanent numbers of performers each night. It depends on the girls available. Most of them are said to be Ghanaians


No price tag

Some flesh sellers also thronged the area especially on go-go nites to ‘hustle’ for customers. Their prices are not fixed. It depends on the depth of a customer’s pocket or his bargaining ability as well as the time a bargain is reached. An all-night dalliance costs between N2,000 and N5,000. Quickie or ‘short time’ goes for between N500 and N1,000. Rooms at the hotel cost between N4,000 and N5,000 per night.

It was, however, gathered that before stepping out, some of the go-go dancers are usually fed a cocktail of booze, marijuana or cocaine to give them the Dutch courage to misbehave.

The go-go dancers go home with N10,000 or N15,000 per night apart from the money they get from appreciative patrons, who stuff such token into their crevices.
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Nude club owners dare Fashola !

Nude club owners dare Fashola By JOSSY IDAM After a recent early morning raid and closure, new nude nightclubs have staged a come back in Ikeja, the capital city of Lagos. The strip bars now operate without names, signpost and permanent home. With their usual bevy of pretty strip teasers, two new nude nightclubs entertained their ever-willing patrons all night long last Sunday and Tuesday. advertisement Show must go on Never a dull place, hot hangouts in the city were abuzz with words of the return of the good, old, red, raunchy joints. By word of mouth and coded x-rated text messages, patrons were told where, when to come and be quickly taken to the main venue. “Please no rude intrusion and embarrassment. Security and entertainment is 100 percent pure water.” The coded message read in part. The gate Last Sunday, boys in blue jeans on major street corners guided patrons to a storey building on Ogundana Street, off Allen Avenue, Ikeja. Two hefty bouncers frisked people at the entrance and collected N2, 000 gate fee before ushering them into a large parlour with a detachable wooden platform in the centre. With personal mementos around the joint – dry petals of flowers in small glass bowls tooth brushes, soap dishes and hair combs in a toilet – it is obvious the show was hurriedly put up in someone’s apartment. At 9.18p.m, the dimly lit joint was full. A deejay cum comedian climbed the platform and reeled out some wacky jokes. Girls in high-heeled shoes, G-strings and slinky top cat-walked around, collected orders and served drinks. Flat rate Nothing much changed. A glass of beer, Guinness, Chapman, Smirnof Ice, Gordons Spark and minerals went for N500. A tot of brandy and whiskey sold at the same price. But a full bottle of Hennessy, Johnny Walker, Campari and other spirits went for N20, 000. Naked Testimony At 9.27 p.m. Sunday evening, the tempo of music in the joint changed. Lights went out. Strobe lights on the ceiling whirred above. Cued by Bracket’s hit song: “Yori-Yori”, a tall, leggy girl who wore only a string of beads around her waist danced to the stage. After a while, she tore off the string of beads and hustled her stuff stark nude. As the tempo of the song increased, the pulse rate of patrons ogling the girl raised with the song: “…Your-love-makes-my-heart-go-yori-yori…” Lap dance Six other girls took turns to dance naked on the stage. Each of them crowned their performance by dancing off stage and jumping on the lap of any patron of their choice. The girls sat astride the patrons, squirmed on their laps and moan erotically. Out of sheer excitement, some men get carried away and reward the dancers with wads of naira notes. Some, of course, take liberties – touching the girls tentatively and suggestively. Coded The strip teasing, belly, lap dancing, and wining did not end until the wee hours of the next morning. But before the patrons dispersed, the dancers and officials of the club passed words round that there would be an encore mid week and elsewhere. “Just drive to the GRA, Ikeja, Tuesday night. The boys will bring you to the place. We’ll shift venue and keep you posted,” the Deejay announced. On Tuesday evening, messages at popular bars around had it that the boys who would guide patrons to yet another new nude joint would wear Adire jumpers and say: “How far?” to passers-by. The password was “Near!” Defiance The boys in Adire led old and new patrons to a bungalow, located off Isaac John and close to the Police Officers’ Mess at Ikeja, GRA. Apart from the joint’s large courtyard, the interior decors give the place out as a personal apartment. Makosa music played non-stop. X-rated movies on two flat TV sets on the walls of joint whetted the lusty appetite of the patrons. About 10 girls took turns to perform naked on a Persian rug. Bad timing One of the managers of the club told Sunday Sun the raid on nude clubs by the Lagos State Task Force on Environment and Special Offences was ill-timed: “You see, the whole thing’s bad bele. This is business and you know that the Moslem festival, Christmas and New Year are around the corner. We’ve made huge investments and they are trying to spoil it,” the manager said. Told the state task force may be trying to safeguard public morality, the manager again rose in defence of the club and nude girls: “See, look around you here. There’s no child or teenager around. Men and women are properly screened before they come in here. So, we’re all consenting adults catching our fun. No one here is running naked on the street. Everything begins and ends within the confines of the club. The raid and arrest of our girls is absolutely wrong. We‘ve neither violated the law of the land nor the constitution.” A patron who craved anonymity accused the state government of wasting public funds and chasing shadows. “Go anywhere in the world, all the big cities which Lagos is struggling to be like have nude clubs where adults go to unwind. We’re all responsible people. To my mind, the state government is simply wasting money disturbing innocent, harmless people,” the patron argued. Ember month The nude clubs in Lagos always get bashed and knocked around every November by Lagos State authorities. On November 9, 2008, Sunday Sun broke a story on Ocean Blue, a daylight nude club located on Opebi Road, Ikeja. It coincidentally got sealed up days later. On July 12, 2009, we also ran another expose on another nude club, Wall Street Pub, tucked in at 70B Allen Avenue; the Lagos State Task Force closed the joint town. On Tuesday, November 3, 2009, the authorities swooped down on similar red-light joints, namely: Cazzbah, Club Unique and Magic City. During the raid, some managers of the clubs and 33 nude dancers were arrested and detained for eight days. Speaking to Sunday Sun on phone, the Public Relations Officer of the task force, Mr. Tayo Ashagba said the strip teasers have been granted bail by a Lagos State Mobile court. “The girls constitute nuisance. Their managers will produce them whenever they are wanted in court,” he said and switched off.
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