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Liverpool are to be sold to the owners of the Boston Red Sox baseball team.
But the takeover by the New England Sports Ventures requires resolution of a legal dispute with the Reds' American owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett..
The Premier League hopes to "complete all the necessary processes by Friday 8 October so the sale can proceed".
Hicks and Gillett tried to sack managing director Christian Purslow and commercial director Ian Ayre in a last-ditch bid to keep control of the club.
In an attempt to block any sale and regain control of the crisis-hit club, Liverpool's much-criticised owners tried to replace Purslow and Ayre with Hicks's son, Mack Hicks, and Lori Kay McCutcheon, a vice president at Hicks Holdings.
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Hicks and Gillett are understood to have argued that the club's English directors were not acting in the best interests of Liverpool and that the NESV bid - as well another undisclosed offer from Asia - "dramatically undervalued the club".
Purslow, Ayre and chairman Martin Broughton are now consulting lawyers over whether they can resist the owners' attempts to replace them and force through a sale.
"I am only disappointed that the owners have tried everything to prevent the deal from happening and that we need to go through legal proceedings in order to complete the sale," said Broughton, who has met with representative from NESV over the past few weeks.

NESV is thought to be offering about £300m for the club, enough to pay back the £240m of loans and £40m of fees owed to Royal Bank of Scotland, which must be settled by 15 October else a penalty fee of £60m will be due.
The legal dispute over board membership will be a key part of whether the sale actually goes ahead, although with an 15 October deadline looming for the RBS debt to be refinanced, advantage seems to be with the prospective owners rather than incumbents.
"The legal battle is critical," said Wyn Grant, professor of football economics at Warwick University. "If the NESV deal doesn't go through RBS may ultimately intervene.
"I think RBS would be prepared to extend the loans for a short while to allow the sale to go through without putting the club into administration but if it's all held up too much they might just pull the plug on Hicks and Gillett, meaning the club would be available for purchase anyway."
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Bankers tell me that if the courts rule against the transfer to the new ownership of John Henry and NESV, the sale will still probably go through - via the ungainly mechanism of RBS putting Liverpool into administration
Robert Peston, BBC business editor
If the 15 October date were to pass without a sale, the bank would have the option of extending the deadline once again, or calling it in and taking control of the club and forcing a sale, with BBC business editor Robert Peston suggesting the club could still enter administration before any sale is concluded.
However, the Premier League says it is happy with the business plan of the NESV and has confirmed that the club would not suffer a nine-point penalty if it were to enter administration as the club would remain fully solvent.
"The aim of the regulations is primarily to capture clubs who have gone into insolvency. This is manifestly not the case with Liverpool Football Club," a Premier League source told PA Sport.
"For example, last year West Ham's Icelandic owners went into administration but that did not lead to any Premier League action as the club itself was solvent."
The prospect of administration looms because NESV's valuation falls well short of the £600m that Hicks and Gillett are thought to be demanding.
Liverpool, who are currently undergoing their worst start to a season in 57 years, were put up for sale by Hicks and Gillett in April with debts of £351.4m.
They initially sought an asking price of about £800m, a figure they subsequently dropped to £600m.
In August, there were abortive bids from Hong Kong businessman Kenny Huang while a consortium fronted by Syrian businessman Yahya Kirdi also expressed an interest.

The owners paid £174.1m to buy the club in 2007, while also agreeing to take on the club's debt of £44.8m.
Prospective new owner NESV already boasts a portfolio that includes of companies including the Boston Red Sox, New England Sports Network, Fenway Sports Group and Rousch Fenway Racing.
It is partly owned by futures and foreign exchange trading advisor John W. Henry who has an estimated fortune of £540m.
Henry, 61, made his fortune in hedge funds, but has used it to indulge his sporting interests, most famously with the Boston Red Sox baseball team, but also in the NASCAR motorsport series.
The self-made multi-millionaire from Illinois does not have the serious money of the Premier League's wealthiest owners but he does have an excellent track record of success with his teams.
I am only disappointed that the owners have tried everything to prevent the deal from happening and that we need to go through legal proceedings in order to complete the sale
LFC chairman Martin Broughton
After owning a number of minor league baseball teams, and briefly controlling the Florida Marlins, Henry and his partners in New England Sports Ventures, Tom Werner and the New York Times Company, bought the Red Sox in 2002.
Within two years of Henry's acquisition their 86-year wait to win the World Series title came to an end. Three years later, they won the title again.
Professor Rogan Taylor of Liverpool University who is also a founder member of ShareLiverpoolFC added: "Henry took over a club that was in an old stadium and that only had 30,000 in it. Every other bidder for club was talking about how they would build a huge new stadium.
"But John Henry simply refurbished the existing one, spent about £100m doing it, and has made a business that I think is second only to the New York outfit."
Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher has backed the takeover by NESV and hopes the ownership issue can be resolved quickly.
"Everyone knows it'll be a good thing for the club," he told the Liverpool website.
"Hopefully, it will be sorted sooner rather than later and we can start looking forward on the pitch and start improving results, which is what we need to do."
Many fans have become increasingly outraged at the current owners' running of a club which is said to be currently £237.4m in debt, and their failure to carry through promises to build a new stadium.
Liverpool fans' group "The Spirit of Shankly" has met the news with "cautious optimism" but members admit they are desperate to see the back of their current owners.
"We need to rid the club of Gillett and Hicks," James McKenna, who helps run Spirit of Shankly, told BBC Sport.
"It does not matter where they come from as long as they understand Liverpool Football Club. That was the problem with Gillett and Hick, they never really got Liverpool.
"We have not been involved in discussions with the potential new owners about fans ownership but hope to be involved. The supporters are very angry and believe that any new owners should listen to our views."
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it was really entertaining in Ilorin on Saturday 2nd of October 2010.
Akon the African .American Musician was in to mark the 50th independence at the metropolitan square in Ilorin the Kwara State Capital It was very lively. Also featuring are P-Square, D-banj, Wande Coal and other Mo Hits Crew, General Pipe, Y Q, Sasha, Tony Tetulla, sauce Kid, Naeto C, n so on,











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Inspired by Bollywood musicals and Brazilian soap operas, the Nigerian film industry is now the second largest in the world

Die-hard fans have known for some time that the Nigerian film industry is truly unique, but even they may be surprised to discover just how big – and lucrative – it has become..

A new festival, Nollywood Now, takes place in London from 6-12 October and is the first major event to celebrate the second largest film industry in the world. Its chief aim is to draw wider attention to the success and popularity the films enjoy across Europe, and particularly the UK.

Nollywood makes about 2,400 films per year, putting it ahead of the US, but behind India, according to a Unesco report last year. Nigerian film-makers tend to operate in a fast and furious manner; shoots rarely last longer than two weeks, cheap digital equipment is almost always used and the average budget is about $15,000 (£9,664). The finished products often bypass cinemas altogether and are instead sold directly to the “man on the street” for about $1.50 (£1). Most films shift between 25,000 and 50,000 copies globally – although a blockbuster can easily sell up to 200,000.

So, what exactly is it about the films that resonates so much with their audience? For all of their populist appeal, Nigerian films are very rooted in local concerns, according to Nollywood Now’s creative director, Phoenix Fry: “Many of the films have looked at how traditional beliefs co-exist with Islam and Christianity, Nigeria‘s main religions,” he says. “There are some superb sequences using quite simple video effects to transform aunties into demons, or show evil animal spirits being driven out from the possessed.”

This view is shared by Nigerian director and producer, Ade Adepegba, whose feature film Water Has No Enemy, explores corruption in his native country: “Nigerians are the largest group of Africans living in the UK, and the majority of them live in London,” he says. “Nigerian films still hold their strongest appeal to first generation immigrants who feel a deep attachment to their homeland. So, at the moment nostalgia is the main reason for the appeal of Nollywood.”
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Jonathan Replies Okah: You Are A Drowning Man

Mr. Henry Okah who has been openly charged for masterminding the terror attacks against his home country has been quoted by Al Jazeera Network as claiming that an aide of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan called to ask him to blame the October 1, 2010, bombings on Northern politicians.This of course is an outright lie, and we challenge Okah to name the President’s aide that spoke to him on the subject.There is an on going investigation on Okah’s alleged involvement in the bombings in Nigeria. In South Africa, he has already been charged to court. He should face the charges, and stop making frivolous claims.There is no question that Okah is a drowning man determined to pull others down with him, and there is hardly any purpose to be served by joining issues with an accused mass murderer. Okah is a man who has been known to say one thing and do another, and we are not at all surprised by his diversionary rhetoric.http://saharareporters.com/news-page/press-statement-jonathan-replies-henry-okah-says-he-drowning-man
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A photographer for the Daily Mail got an amazing picture at the Ryder Cup of Tiger Woods flubbing a shot headed directly at the camera. He didn't duck and Tiger's golf ball actually hit the lens — but not before the image was captured midflight. The photo has been seen around the world.

But that's not what's captivating the Web. It's the amazingly unique look of the fan standing just to the right of Tiger's shoulder, chomping on a cigar, wearing a turban-like brown hat, and sporting a thick, Groucho Marx–style mustache. The spectator just steals the show..

And just like that, the "Cigar Guy" Internet star was born. The mystery man has been inserted in pictures and shared around the Web. Yahoo! searches for the mustachioed golf fan twirled up 675% in just one day. Searches were also popular on "Cigar Guy," "cigar guy ryder cup," and "cigar guy tiger woods."
It's the shot that launched a photo-editing frenzy: One image is of the now famous Tiger Woods photo, except everyone, including Tiger, has been turned into the Cigar Guy. Check it out here. There's the Cigar Guy on a Beatles album cover. And the Cigar Guy taking out Sonny Liston.

While the original picture is incredible, it may be even more memorable for taking on a life of its own. A photographic hole-in-one.

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Some repentant Niger Delta war lords today told President Goodluck Jonathan that they had no hands in the dual bombings that occurred last Friday near a parade to mark Nigeria’s 50 years of independence from colonial rule.

They also condemned the terrorist act and promised to assist security agencies in its bid to nail the perpetrators. Photos:GJ with Dokubo others,"Jomo Gbomo",Former Militants at conference#

The repentant leaders of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) also told President Jonathan that Gbomo Jomo does not exist as a person explaining that it was just a name created which members used to create an email account and subsequently sign statements released to the mass media. It said anyone with access to the password of the email account could email a statement using it.

"MEND is not responsible. We have disarmed. We say to the world, these people claiming they are MEND are impersonating. It is a terrorist act. The people responsible for the act should be dealt with accordingly.

"Jomo Gbomo does not exist. If the person handling the media sector has a problem and another person takes over so far he has the password of the email he can use the name of Jomo Gbomo and cover up as Jomo Gbomo. So, there is nothing as Jomo Gbomo; he does not exist," Ebikabowe Victor Ben aka General Boyloaf told President Jonathan.

About 90 former gunmen on a solidarity visit met with Jonathan inside the Presidential Villa Press Briefing room.

Some of those in attendance included Chief Government Ekpomolo aka Tompolo; Alhaji Mujahidin Asari Dokubo; Ebikabowe Victor aka General Boyloaf; Chief Ateke Tom; Comrade Fara Dagogo; Shoot At Sight; Eberi Papa and Buster Ryme.

President Jonathan told his visitors that: "When this happened, the name of MEND was mentioned and I am happy that you are here because I am from there and I know all the actors and leadership of MEND. I am happy that you have told Nigerians and the rest of the world that it is not MEND that did it.

"I have to thank you again that you have brought the region to limelight. I want to plead with you that even though, like most programmes, we might have hitches, but I want to assure you that the government is actually committed and, by God’s grace most of these hitches will be resolved."

While thanking them for offering to assist government in bringing the perpetrators to judgment, the president said: "I want to thank you for coming to reassure us that you still stand by the spirit of amnesty and work with us. I want to pledge here that we will not disappoint you. We would even work harder to see that amnesty succeeds. We will work with you and men and women from the region."

President of Ijaw Youth Council (IYC) and head of the delegation Karomema Mabiye, told the gathering which also had Vice President Namadi Sambo that: "We recognise that we live in a political environment at this time and, all sorts of old tendencies will play out and that is why we regret the recent bomb blast that happened on the day all of us were beginning to believe in this country, putting our hearts and minds in making sure that a responsible leadership emerges from this political system. When that bomb blast came, it was a rude awakening, particularly when it affected ordinary Nigerians.

"We want to say it here and to the whole world that the act is condemnable and we unequivocally condemn that act. It is dastardly, it is irresponsible and it is morally reprehensible. We reject such incident and we say that the Niger Delta people are in no way in support of that kind of attitude.

Let it go from here and let it go to the entire world, particularly because we read in the media that it was MEND. All the leaders of MEND and all other organisations and we say that MEND was not responsible for that bomb blast. Our struggle is a responsible struggle; our struggle is a moral struggle; our struggle is struggle for fairness, justice and equity. And the political space that is opening is a new opportunity to engage and it is only when this political process disappoints us that we can then say our confidence has been betrayed.

"But we are sure that the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has grown and understood the pains of the people of the Niger Delta and that alone gives us the confidence and courage to go after the opportunity that he provides for us and it is the we can address the issues bit by bit."

Making his contribution, Alhaji Asari Dokubo, founder of another group, The Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force (NDPVF) said: "We may have different political opinion, but that does not mean that we do not know our root. We are not going to sell our patrimony. The platform on which our organisation stands and all other leaders have all spoken in unity and one accord.

"We represent the people of Niger Delta. Our past leaders who have died in the process of this struggle, such as Ken Saro-Wiwa and others, will be turning in their graves that somebody who claims that he is part of us will do that which we have not done. We call on the government to investigate properly and fish out those involved and give out the most appropriate punishment. Let there be no leniency. Whoever is responsible for taking the lives of these innocent people. The action is condemnable. We have the rule of engagement in our organization; we do not kill innocent people; we do not kill women, children, nor kill even an unarmed soldier. We do not destroy properties; we do not pollute fishponds, or cut down economic tree; we do not destroy houses and communities. Anybody who is genuinely in this struggle knows that these are the laws that guide our struggle. It may sound stupid, but this is what we stand for and we will not depart from it."
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Northern Faction Demands GJ to resign

On Friday 1st October 2010 at about 11 a.m., the Federal Capital City of Abuja came under attack by people who identified themselves as members of Movement for the Emancipation of Niger Delta (MEND). As Nigeria and Nigerians celebrated the nation's 50th Independence Anniversary, two powerful bombs were detonated within minutes of each other, few metres away from Eagle Square, venue of the celebration, killing innocent people in cold blood. Official government figures put the casualties at twelve people dead and seventeen injured. Unofficial accounts place the death toll at eighteen while over sixty people were said to be injured.

The attacks took place while the Heads of State and Government of several African and other countries were seated in Eagle Square to celebrate our 50th Independence Anniversary with us and while the attention of the whole world was upon us. It was clearly meant to embarrass the nation and its people and to give the rest of the world the false impression that Nigeria is on the verge of a violent political conflagration ahead of the general elections of 2011. It was also meant to intimidate the international community that Niger Delta criminal gangs have the capability to influence political outcomes beyond their traditional area of influence.

It is regrettable that these bombs were allowed to go off given that the nation's security organizations had admitted that they were forewarned by foreign intelligence organizations and by the bombers themselves. It is also unfortunate that the bombings followed recent changes in the leadership of the nation's first line of defense - the armed forces, the police force and State Security Service.

We in the Northern Political Leaders Forum condemn in the strongest possible terms this callous and barbaric act of cruelty and cowardice, perpetrated by a group of people steeped in the culture of terrorism and unbridled violence. We condemn all those who give them shelter or comfort under any guise and call on all law-abiding and peace loving Nigerians to raise their collective voice against this violent group, its method and motive. We call on the Federal Government and the nation's law enforcement agencies to pursue these common criminals masquerading as militants with all the resources at their disposal and bring each and every one of them to justice for the crime of murder and for taking arms against the State.

We seize this opportunity to offer our condolences to the families of those who lost their lives in this dastardly act and pray for the repose of the souls of their loved ones. We call on the Federal Government to pay compensation to the families of the victims for its failure to prevent this attack in spite of multiple warnings, including several from the perpetrators themselves. We pray for the quick recovery of the injured and call on the Federal Government to, in addition to settling their medical bills, offer them the services of expert counseling in order to assist them recover psychologically from this harrowing ordeal. May this kind of tragedy never be allowed to happen to this country again.

The tragedy of October 1st has opened yet another ugly chapter in the history of our nation whereby, for the first time, innocent civilians and the nation's capital were simultaneously targeted and bombed by a notoriously violent terrorist group. The implications of this act to the security, peace and stability of the Nigerian State are so grave that no matter the motive(s) of the bombers, they must be hunted down, apprehended and punished for their dastardly act. If they are allowed to go unpunished, as they have been in the past, Nigeria and Nigerians may never see peace again as the specter of kidnapping, which emanated from the activities of criminal gangs in the Niger Delta continue to illustrate.

It is on record that the Amnesty Program of President Umaru 'Yar'adua included a definite deadline within which ALL Niger Delta insurgents were to lay down their arms. Any individual or group that failed to take advantage of the Amnesty Program must no longer be allowed to hide behind the guise of militant agitation to take innocent lives and must be considered and classified as terrorist. There is no longer room for semantics over Niger Delta militants and terrorists.

That is why it came as a rude shock to the nation when President Goodluck Jonathan declared, only hours after the Abuja bombs that killed and maimed innocent civilians that MEND, the criminal group that took responsibility for the bombings, was not to blame. Not only that, the President was also quoted as saying that he knew who the bombers were and that they were terrorists, not MEND, a distinction which reveals where the President's sympathies lie. In a curious reversal of roles, the President, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces who swore to an oath to protect the territorial integrity of Nigeria and to

protect the lives and property of its citizens has found himself, instead, going the extra mile to absolve from culpability, the terrorist group that claimed responsibility for the attacks. Even more disturbing was the declaration by the President, only hours into the bombing investigations, that he knew who the attackers were. Is President Goodluck Jonathan a closet member of MEND or is there more to the President's curious posture than meets the eye?

Just before this statement was due to be released to the media, the answer to the second question began to emerge. The Department of State Security finally succumbed to political pressure from the President himself and followed in the footsteps of the EFCC to target the President’s political opponents. On Monday October 5th, we received news that High Chief Raymond Dokpesi, Chairman of DAAR Communications and Director-General of General Ibrahim Babangida's Presidential Campaign Organization, has been arrested by the SSS in connection with the bombings of October 1st. Last night NTA's 9 O’clock news was interrupted, for effect, to broadcast the purported connection between the High Chief, General Babangida's presidential campaign and the bombers in a desperate attempt to validate President Jonathan's hasty investigations and prove his predetermined theory right.

Only this morning, Henry Okah, a leader of MEND, told Al Jazeerah Television that he was approached by the Nigerian Government to prevail on MEND to retract its statement that it was responsible for the attack so that President Jonathan may implicate Northerners who are opposing his presidential ambition in the unfortunate bombing incident. This is another confirmation of our fears that President Jonathan will employ extra-judicial means in pursuit of his ill-advised ambition to contest the 2011 election.

But Nigerians are not fools. They know that MEND does not need anyone's prompting, least of all a person they declared persona non grata only a few weeks ago, to perpetrate its dastardly act. Clearly, the President needs a better, more creative alibi to intimidate and victimize his opponents. We have earlier warned Nigerians to be vigilant; that the targeting of selected state governors by the EFCC was part of a grand design to intimidate the President's opponents and make them submit to his desperate agenda to run for President in 2011. We have been vindicated, alas, at the cost of eighteen innocent citizen's lives.

We would like to state, for the umpteenth time, that President Goodluck Jonathan's desperation to be President again in 2011 can only take Nigeria back to the dark days of President Olusegun Obasanjo's Third Term with all its attendant instability and the wasting of innocent civilians’ lives. Now that the President has proven that he is incapable of leading the nation justly and fairly and that he is desperate enough to want to hang mass murder around the neck of unnamed Northerners to achieve his second term, we as citizens of this country have totally lost confidence in his leadership and hereby call on him to immediately resign. If he fails to do so by the end of the week, we call on the National Assembly to commence impeachment proceedings against him with immediate effect. We state, without any equivocation that, as Northerners and as citizens of this country, we no longer feel safe and secure under his leadership..


Signed by:

Adamu Ciroma

Madakin Fika
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Basketmouth to wed Long Time Girlfriend

Basketmouth will marry his longtime girlfriend Elsie Uzoma on Saturday November 6, 2010.
The Wedding Company will manage the wedding, while Uche Majekodunmi's Newton and David will handle decor. Bonix will take care of food and drinks..

2face, Banky W, Dare Art Alade will perform at the wedding while Henry Nzekwu will be the MC.
The groom has ordered a special wedding gift for the bride - a 2010 Toyota Venza car which will be handed to her at the venue of the wedding, which is somewhere in Ikoyi, Lagos.
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Henry Okah, the detained leader of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) yesterday accused aides of President Goodluck Jonathan of trying to falsely persuade him to blame the Independence Day bombing in Abuja on northern politicians.

The MEND leader made this allegation Tuesday in an interview with Al Jazeera, the United Arab Emirates-based television station, conducted by telephone from the South African prison where he is being held on terrorism charges. He said that a “close aide” of the president had prevailed on him to urge the militant group to withdraw its claim that it was responsible for the bombings in which 16 people were killed and several others injured. “On Saturday morning, just a day after the attack, a very close associate of President Jonathan called me and explained to me that there had been a bombing in Nigeria and that President Jonathan wanted me to reach out to the group, MEND, and get them to retract the earlier statement they had issued claiming the attacks.”

According to him, “They wanted to blame the attacks on northerners who are trying to fight against him [Jonathan] to come back as president and if this was done, I was not going to have any problems with the South African government.”

Mr. Okah alleged that despite the promised reprieve, “I declined to do this and a few hours later I was arrested. It was based on their belief that I was going to do that that Jonathan issued a statement saying that MEND did not carry out the attack.”

The presidency moved quickly to deny the politically damaging and potentially incriminating allegation, saying it was all made up by the militant leader. “This of course is an outright lie, and we challenge Okah to name the President’s aide that spoke to him on the subject. There is an ongoing investigation on Okah’s alleged involvement in the bombings in Nigeria. In South Africa, he has already been charged to court. He should face the charges, and stop making frivolous claims,” presidential spokesman Ima Niboro said in a statement.

He asked Mr. Okah to name the aide who spoke to him. “There is no question that Okah is a drowning man determined to pull others down with him, and there is hardly any purpose to be served by joining issues with an accused mass murderer. Okah is a man who has been known to say one thing and do another, and we are not at all surprised by his diversionary rhetoric.”

The allegation, which is certain to generate controversy, is lent some credence by Mr. Jonathan’s statement shortly after the blasts that MEND was not responsible for the dastardly act. He had said the bomb blasts were the work of a terrorist group hiding under the umbrella of the movement.

Mr. Jonathan had said, “We have contacted other members of MEND and they say they know nothing about it. Anybody that hides under the umbrella of MEND to carry out those acts will be exposed.” It is however unclear how the president came to this conclusion because at the time he cleared the group of responsibility investigations by security agencies were still ongoing..

The president’s statement also ran contrary to that of the group which claimed it was responsible and blamed the loss of lives on security agents. It said, ‘‘The irresponsible attitude of the government security forces is to blame for the loss of lives. They were given five days prior notice which led to the harassment of Henry Okah on Thursday (September 30) in South Africa.’’

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There was panic in Abuja on Tuesday following rumours that bombs had been planted by unknown persons at the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation headquarters, the National Assembly, and the Federal Secretariat.

Workers at the NNPC Towers, the National Assembly and the secretariat rushed out of their offices as the rumours spread.

The incident generated tension in other parts of the city as residents exchanged text messages warning their friends, relatives and associates not to go near or drive near the affected places.

But the police on Tuesday, denied the rumours and advised members of the public to go about their lawful businesses without fear.

The Force Public Relations Officer, Mr. Emmanuel Ojukwu, and the Public Relations Officer of the Federal Capital Territory Command, Mr. Jimoh Moshood, said that the Police Anti-Bomb Squad, Police Anti-Terrorist Squad and other experts had visited various buildings in Abuja and did not find any bombs.

At the NNPC towers on Herbert Macaulay Way in the Central Business District where the rumours first broke, a detachment of policemen and the Anti-terrorist Squad were deployed in the building. The building also accommodates the Ministry of Petroleum Resources and a few allied organisations, including banks.

The panic, which caused a traffic gridlock along the road, started when the workers were directed by the NNPC management to move out of their offices as a result of smoke that was noticed in one of the buildings within the complex.

The situation, however, normalised after safety officials attached to the corporation told the workers, who were seen by our correspondents milling around the premises, that the fire was due to a “routine security drill.”

The Group General Manager, Group Public Affairs Division of the NNPC, Dr. Levi Ajuonuma, later issued a statement which attributed the panic to a security drill.

According to him, the security department was directed to carry out the security drill at the headquarters and the corporation’s strategic business units across the country to raise security consciousness among the members of staff and all visitors to the NNPC installations.

He said, “There is no cause for alarm. The drill is a regular exercise that the corporation carries out from time to time to assure our staff and all our visitors that we are on top of our security situation and to heighten our security alertness.

“The NNPC Towers is well secured and there is no threat of bomb scare anywhere.”

Ajuonuma also dispelled the rumour of a bomb in the towers as the figment of the imagination of those who did not mean well for the nation.

The Deputy Clerk to the National Assembly, Mr. Olumuyiwa Adejokun, confirmed the bomb scare as many workers abandoned their offices.

Adejokun, who went round strategic departments in the premises to brief members of staff on the development, said new security measures had been put in place.

According to him, there had been security alerts that key government institutions, including the National Assembly were likely to be attacked on Tuesday.

He added that because the management did not want to be taken unawares, it had introduced the security measures as a safeguard.

Part of the measures are that visitors to the National Assembly will be thoroughly screened, while members of staff without identity cards are to be turned back.

The open air public browsing of the Internet at the lobby of the National Assembly was also suspended temporarily.

This measure also applied to shuttle bus services by private operators within the National Assembly.

In place of the shuttle services, the management said that it would provide buses to convey members of staff in the interim.

On Monday, security was slack at the National Assembly for most part of the day. Vehicles drove into the complex easily, while there was no heavy presence of security operatives.

Adejokun said, “We have received text messages and security reports that have indicated that the National Assembly is a possible target.

“We have also come to the conclusion and are making arrangement to restrict visitors who come to see senators and honourable members.”

“We are going to take measures that will restrict the movement of shuttle buses into the National Assembly as well as to thoroughly screen all those who come into the complex.’’

Adejokun said that measures would also be taken to introduce tags that would give visitors access to the different quarters of the complex.

He urged members of the National Assembly press corps to endeavour to comply with these directives to avoid embarrassment from members of the security department.

“We have concluded arrangement to install surveillance cameras in places before the end of the year,’’ he said and added that “we are not going to take this issue lying low.’’

At the Federal Secretariat, THE PUNCH learnt that officials at the secretariat were alerted to a warning to evacuate civil servants.

The over 1,000 workers, including policemen who ran away from their duty posts, refused to go back to their offices even when they were assured that the rumours were false.

A middle level worker in the Ministry of Aviation, who spoke to one of our correspondents, said he had to run when he saw his colleagues leaving their offices in fear.

“ When we came to work this morning, there was serious rumour that some people had planted bombs around the Federal Secretariat,” he told one of our correspondents.

Another worker with the Ministry of Culture and Tourism, who pleaded anonymity , said, “ You see, nobody wants to die. We heard that some people had planted bombs around the Federal Secretariat.”

The Federal Secretariat, which is located along the Shehu Shagari Way in Maitama, is in the same area as Eagle Square, the venue of the October 1 Independence Anniversary festivities.

Last Friday‘s twin bomb blasts, which claimed 14 lives and injured 66 others, occurred about 500 metres from the secretariat.

Our correspondent in Lagos noticed on Tuesday that the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria officials had started using the anti-bomb car scanners installed at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport a few months ago.

The scanners were installed at the airport after the botched attempt by a Nigerian, Mr. Farouk AbdulMutallab, to bomb a US airliner in December 2009.

Meanwhile, the Director-General, Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, Dr. Harold Demuren, said that the NCAA had issued directives for the installation of anti-ramp security barrier system at the nation’s airports.


This, according to him, is expected to check unauthorised entries through access-controlled security gates.

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51 students renounced cultism at OKOPOLY

If the authorities of the Federal Polytechnic, Oko in Orumba North Council Area of Anambra State can sustain the tempo of the on-going war against campus cultism, then in no distant time cultism would be flushed out of the system completely.



And with about 51 students of the institution who were members of various cult groups stepping out pemultimate Tuesday at the matriculation arena of the poly campus to denounce their membership of the cults publicly, there is no doubt that a great landmark has been achieved in the war against campus cultism.


As if they were not satisfied with the public renunciation alone, the students who constituted the membership of the five major cult groups on campus, including the Eiye Confraternity, Buccaneers, Black Berets (22), Supreme Vikings and Black Axe also destroyed their supreme temples publicly, after brief prayers.

The renunciation and destruction ceremony was witnessed by the Rector of the Polytechnic, Professor Godwin Onu, while the Chaplain of St. Augustine’s Catholic Chaplaincy, Rev. Fr. Anthony Ezeoke; the Vicar- in-charge of the Anglican Chapel of the Light, Venerable Chukwudi Osondu, and Rev. Paul Ede of the Chapel of Transfiguration Pentecostal church offered prayers at the ceremony.


The Director of Anti-Cult Squad on campus, Abdullahi Khaki, in his brief speech, disclosed that his squad was constituted in 2001, under the then Rectorship of Professor Uba Nwuba, adding that the squad was responsible for fishing out cult members during their initiations and other cult activities on campus.


In their separate speeches, Rev. Fr. Ezeoke, Venerable Osondu and Rev. Ede praised the cultists for their courage in renouncing the cultism activities, adding that other students who are still members of the various cult groups should toe the footsteps of the repentant students, particularly now that the school authorities have agreed to forgive them.



The clergymen described cultism as a devilish act which usually ends up in jeopardizing the lives and careers of the cultists and their victims, adding that once anybody shed blood in the act of cultism, the blood must continue to hunt such person until he or she renounced membership and repented.


In his remarks, the Rector of the institution, Professor Onu noted that all the students have been forgiven by the school authorities, adding the now that they have confessed their sins and renounced their cultism, God will equally forgive them, provided they do not go back to cultism.

Onu observed that there are two deadly female cult groups operating on campus, adding that it is better for them to also renounce their own membership, face their studies squarely, graduate in flying colours, secure a gainful employment, get married and settle down in a happy family or they will be exposed and punished at the appropriate time, since the school authority is keeping a tab on their activities.



The Rector who restated the institution’s zero tolerance to cultism and other forms of corrupt practices on campus, both on the part of students and the lecturers, warned that once this opportunity given to all the cultists to renounce their membership elapsed, those found would be flushed out of the system.


Highlight of the activities included the exposure of all the materials being used by the cultist, including four guns, unexpended ammunitions, cutlasses, coloured candles, cult regalia of different colours, charms and amulets.



All the candles and regalia were set ablaze in public glare, while the arms, ammunitions and the cutlasses were recovered by the anti-cult squad.


In another development, the management of the institution has promoted no fewer than 147 staff in its 2009 annual promotion exercise. The breakdown of the promotion contained in a statement signed by the institution’s Registrar, Mr Olih Nwaokolobia and made available to newsmen showed that 11 principal lecturers were promoted to Chief Lecturers while 9 senior lecturers were elevated to the status of principal lecturers.


According to the statement, six lecturer II staffers were promoted to lecturer 1, just as two lecturer III rose to the rank of Lecturer II.


Other categories of staffers that benefitted from the promotion exercise, according to the statement, included Chief Instructors, Assistant Chief Instructors, Principal Instructors, Chief Technologists, Principal Technologists, amongst others.


About 111 junior staff were equally affected in the exercise which came into force with immediate effect and which attracted wide jubilations.


The Academic Staff Union of Polytechnic (ASUP) and Non- Academic Staff Unions of Educational and Associated Institutions (NASU) welcomed the development with the suspension on Monday of their week-long sit-down industrial action embarked upon to agitate the release of the promotion list.


In his reaction, the Chairman of NASU, Comrade Luke Nweke expressed his profound gratitude to the incumbent administration of Professor Godwin Onu, the Rector of the institution for his friendly policy to better the lots of workers.



According to Nweke, “Workers are happy with the development and we are convinced that it will encourage productivity. We are not here to fight the management but we were not happy over the delay in communicating to us the outcome of council meetings where some issues were ratified”.


“We don’t want to have friction with the management because it pays to work cordially because we are in control of over 60 percent of the staff population and as such we can give them maximum support. We have all learnt our lessons and we are happy with the management,” he stated.



Also reacting to the development, ASUP Chairman, Dr. Onyeka Uwakwe commended efforts of the management over the welfare of staff and expressed the hope that the current administration would leave no stone unturned in its quest to turn around the institution.


Earlier in his remarks, the Rector of the institute, Onu told newsmen that his administration was sensitive to the plight of workers and had no reason to delay their welfare packages.



“I have the welfare of workers in mind and that explains why I paid them government approved new salary structure from our internally generated revenue (IGR) to keep their spirit on”.


“This is the first time an administration is doing about eight projects at a time and at the same time carrying along welfare of workers. The slight delay in the release of their promotion emanated from Heads of Departments that delayed submission of their appraisal forms”, Onu further explained.


The Rector disclosed that the management had already distributed to all the departments fresh appraisal forms ahead of next year’s 2010 promotional exercise, to avoid another round of delay, adding that they are also making efforts to liquidate seven percent allowance owed academic staff to encourage productivity.


He however noted that they are very strict on their disciplinary measures to ensure that quality education is delivered to the students, adding that the staff already have the message that corrupt officers on campus would not be spared for any reason now that the institution cherishes its staff and wants to make the best out of them.

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Questions Arising : IS HENRY OKAH JOMO GBOMO ? Who is Jomo Gbomo ? there are photos of Jomo Gbomo on the web but he seems to be a guru Internet User as he is the one that sends all these emails ? Why cant he be tracked ? Or is the CIA really helping The FG in this case ?
The former leader of Nigeria's armed group has said he was arrested because he refused to tell the group to retract a statement claiming responsibility for last week's deadly attacks in the capital, Abuja.

Henry Okah, currently being held in jail in South Africa, told Al Jazeera on Tuesday that he received a phone call from a "close associate" of Goodluck Jonathan, the Nigerian president, telling him to urge the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (Mend) to withdraw its claim for the bombings, which killed at least 10 people and left 36 others injured on the 50th anniversay of Nigeria's independence.
Photo 1 Henry Okah confirmed Photo 2 Jomo Gbomo

"On Saturday morning, just a day after the attack, a very close associate of President Jonathan called me and explained to me that there had been a bombing in Nigeria and that President Jonathan wanted me to reach out to the group, Mend, and get them to retract the earlier statement they had issued claiming the attacks," Okah said.

"They wanted to blame the attacks on northerners who are trying to fight against him [Jonathan] to come back as president and if this was done, I was not going to have any problems with the South African government.

"I declined to do this and a few hours later I was arrested. It was based on their belief that I was going to do that that Jonathan issued a statement saying that Mend did not carry out the attack."

'Unpatriotic elements'

Jonathan, who hails from the country's south and has declared his intentions to stand in next year's presidential election, said investigations had revealed Mend, which is fighting for a greater share of Nigeria's oil wealth, knew nothing about the attacks.

He said the bombings had been carried out by a small group based outside Nigeria, sponsored by "unpatriotic elements within the country".

Nigeria will be holding elections in January almost a year after Jonathan assumed the presidency after the incumbent president failed to complete his term due to illness and eventual death.

Jonathan's predecessor, Umaru Yaradua, came from the northern state of Katsina and Nigeria has an unwritten agreement for the presidency to alternate between the mainly Muslim north and the largely Christian south.

Al Jazeera did not get any immediate reaction from the Nigerian government about Okah's claims.

Meanwhile, the authorities have released nine people they arrested in connection with the bomb blasts on Monday, including an aide for Ibrahim Babangida, the country's former military leader.

Raymond Dokpesi, the director of Babandida's campaign to become the ruling party presidential candidate, was questioned by the country's intelligence services over the blasts, an aide said on Tuesday.

Dokpesi, who also owns one of Nigeria's leading television and radio stations, was summoned to the State Security Services (SSS) on Monday, Kassim Afegbua, a spokesman for Babangida, told the AFP news agency.

"He was released yesterday and is to report back today at about 3'oclock (1400 GMT)," Afegbua said.

"They said it is to do with complicity in the bomb incident of October 1."

Several media reports on Tuesday said text messages found on the mobile phone of one of the nine suspects arrested by the state secret police led to the summoning of Dokpesi.

Threats of fresh bomb explosions heightened yesterday, as the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) said it would wreak more havoc should the Federal Government repatriate and put its leader, Henry Okah to trial over the October 1 bomb attack in Abuja.

Spokesman of MEND, Jomo Gbomo during an online interview with the Daily Sun maintained that the group was responsible for the bombings, which coincided with the parade ceremony during the nation’s 50th Independence anniversary.
If Okah is repatriated, he contended, he would not get fair trial because the MEND leader has always been blamed for what he is not involved in.

“We will come down very hard on the system because it will be another Ken Saro Wiwa kangaroo trial.
“Henry Okah has always been blamed for what he is not involved in. This is not the first-time, so, it is not coming as a surprise to us. If he was not arrested during the Bonga and Atlas Cove attacks, he would have been blamed as the mastermind,” he said.

More Bombings In store

Gbomo has averred that MEND had made its point with the bombings in Abuja and would employ the same method of attack on military targets. This, he explained, would happen when the group declares resumption of hostilities.
He, however, tendered apology to the families of innocent Nigerians that lost their lives to the Abuja explosions, saying, it was not their intent to kill them.
According to him, “Our apology stems from the avoidable loss of innocent lives as this was not our intent. We wanted to use the opportunity to blame the security agencies for not playing their roles considering the forewarning we gave them.

“We have made our point and we will use this method of attack on military targets after we declare a resumption of hostilities.”
Reacting to President Goodluck Jonathan’s statement that MEND was not responsible for the attacks but perpetrated by terrorists, Gbomo asserted: “It is an obvious political comment which any smart person can see through.”
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When you see some guys in tee shirt you notice that they have breasts ! Some are quite funny indeed ! anyway Do you ladies like men with boobs or man boobs,moobies as they are called. Or it doesnt matter so long as he has a nice JEEP with a nice Job /bank account .90percent of our Senators and most males above 30 in Naija have man boobs !

But guys dont fret there are many Stars that have this just see pics below and there is a solution !





Here is what a male friend of mine had to say
i am getting rid of my man boobs. Why? . If you ask my girlfriend, she’ll tell you . She doesn’t flip them anymore. Now, she grabs them and asks me to flex. There’s a big difference between someone flapping your flabby man boobs around and getting a big handful of newly ripped muscle.

Well, I won’t say that I’m ripped just yet. Besides, I’ve only been going to the gym for about 4 months now, and you can’t expect to see your man boobs disappear with a snap of your fingers or after doing one rep. on a bench press machine. If you want to get rid of man boobs you’re going to have to be patient and exercise a little self discipline. What follows are a few general suggestions for getting rid of or at least reducing the appearance of your manly bosom.

Ways to Lose Man Boobs

image 1If you’re between the ages of 12 and 18, what you’ll need to do to get rid of man boobs is—nothing. If you’re a teenage boy and your man boobs are getting sensitive and even a little bit bigger, there’s no reason to fret; this is a normal part of male development during puberty. Trust me, I had sensitive nipples when I was younger, and good god was I scared I was turning into a woman—but I didn’t, and neither will you. Just wait it out, or if you’re really that concerned, go see a doctor and they’ll tell you the same thing.
image 2If you’re over the age of 25 and you’re starting to notice your man boobs getting bigger it might be time to adjust your diet. Once men like you and I start getting closer to 30 the metabolism that kept us from growing beautiful man bosoms when we were younger starts to slack on us a little bit. It’s time to stop with the isiewu,peppers oup and assorted meat foods. Drink less beer, for sure, and stop eating sweets like chocolate and icecream if you want to get rid of man boobs.
image 3Diet isn’t the only thing; if you’re serious about getting rid of man boobs, you’re going to start cardio-aerobic exercises ASAP. After a certain age men tend to build up fat that starts to look like boobs. When your body loses or burns fat, it does so in a global sense; that is, it doesn’t just reduce fat in one area, but all areas. What’s the quickest way to convert fat to energy? Aerobic exercises like running, cross-country skiing, and biking are the best way to lose fat and your plump little man boobies.
image 4Anaerobic exercises (weight lifting) are also a good way to get rid of man boobs. The first exercise you’ll want to focus on is the incline bench press. Most gyms have a machine that focuses specifically on your upper chest; this is the incline press machine. A greater amount of muscle mass in the upper chest will tighten some of that flab around the nipples. Remember that building muscle mass with a weight training regiment requires fewer reps with greater weight.
image 5Working the lower chest, shoulders, and upper back are good things to focus on if you want to reduce the appearance of your man boobs.Building mass around the lower chest will make your boobs look more like schwarzenegger’s man pecs than Grandmumsies sagging womanhood. Building muscle in the shoulders and the upper back will also stretch and tighten the skin of the upper torso on a whole, so work on building greater muscle mass up
there as well as on your chest.

Man Boob Diets & Herbal Supplements according to that Alfa or local area Herb Seller/babalawo

You’ll find no lack of people trying to sell you books and herbs that will apparently get rid of your man boobs with the least amount of effort possible. The truth is, this just isn’t the case. You’ve got all of this research out there, people telling you that an alkaline body is the best way to reduce fat, that this herb or that herb will stabilize this and stabilize that and increase your metabolism and help boost whatever the hell they think needs boosting. They will tell you all of these things because telling people not to drink beer and not to eat fat, and not to consume so much sugar, and to get off their damn couch and go do something for a change—well, telling people this stuff doesn’t sell books, dvds, or the latest nutritional supplements. They’ll tell you that in order to get rid of man boobs you should do everything they tell you, and to put your money where your tits are. The question is: can you trust them?


Gynecomastia, pronounced /ˌɡaɪnɨkɵˈmæstiə/, is the development of abnormally large mammary glands in males resulting in breast enlargement. The term comes from the Greek γυνή gyne (stem gynaik-) meaning "woman" and μαστός mastos meaning "breast". The condition can occur physiologically in neonates (due to female hormones from the mother), in adolescence, and in the elderly. In adolescent boys the condition is often a source of distress, but for the large majority of boys whose pubescent gynecomastia is not due to obesity, the breast development shrinks or disappears within a couple of years.[1] The causes of common gynecomastia remain uncertain, although it has generally been attributed to an imbalance of sex hormones or the tissue responsiveness to them; a root cause is rarely determined for individual cases. The condition may also be caused due to an imbalance of estrogenic and androgenic effects on the breast, resulting in an increased or unopposed estrogen action on breast tissue. Approximately 4 to 10% cases of gynecomastia are due to drugs. Both Digoxinand Furosemide are reported to cause the same condition. Although, chances of gynecomastia could be more if these two drugs are coadministered [2]. Breast prominence can result from hypertrophy of breast tissue, chest adipose tissue (fat) and skin, and is typically a combination. Breast prominence due solely to excessive adipose is often termed pseudogynecomastia[3] or sometimes lipomastia.[4]

Gynecomastia should be distinguished from work hypertrophy of the pectoralis muscles caused by exercise, e.g. swimming, bench press

from wikipedia

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Murat Yilmaz is the author of our recently published OpenX Ad Server: Beginner's Guide which helps you in building and maintaining professional advertising solutions for your web sites with OpenX Ad Server.

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Murat Yilmaz is a software developer and online entrepreneur who lives in Moscow. He has over 10 years of experience in different IT fields including development of web-driven solutions, databases, and OLAP systems. He has worked at various international companies in Istanbul (Turkey), Anchorage (Alaska), and Moscow (Russia) as a consultant. He currently runs his own blog and online advertising network. He holds a bachelor's degree in Computer Science from Marmara University at Istanbul.

He spends his free time playing progressive rock songs on a guitar and enjoys writing for his gadgets and technology blog at http://www.vubx.com

Packt: Your book is published now. How is the feeling of being a published author?

Murat: It is great feeling! I am very happy! Its great to see my book being available in so many bookstores worldwide. It feels so good to hold it in hands. Knowing the fact that my book on this very popular subject, OpenX, will be read by thousands and will help people in increasing the efficiency of their online businesses makes me proud of myself. In brief, this is a reward for years of knowledge and experience..

Packt: What benefits did writing a book bring to your specialist area?

Murat: Obviously, it is a great contribution to a person's professional career. After the publication of the book, I have got many paid projects, which include things from simple configuration, management of an ad inventory to customized coding of OpenX environment.

It projects my profile as an OpenX expert in the industry.

Packt: Our authors usually have full-time jobs whilst writing for us. Was this the case for you and how did you approach managing your time?

Murat: I own my own network of websites, blogs and earn my living solely by online advertising and affiliate network income which is generated by these sites. Apart from these, I take up coding tasks time to time. So, I don't have a full time job and was very flexible while writing the book. This position allowed me to dedicate enough time for the book. At times, I had to ignore my websites a bit to write difficult chapters.

Packt: Whilst writing your book, did you find that it overshadowed personal life in any way? How did you deal with this?

Murat: The process of writing the book with full concentration was full of enjoyment. At times, I declined my wife's offer to watch new episodes of our favourite shows such as Lost or Desperate Housewives. It did not overshadow my life at all! The process of writing a book filled new colours in our lives. Overall, it was a unique experience.

Packt: Do you have any advice for other authors who may be interested in writing for Packt, but are still unsure?

Murat: If a potential author believes that her/his subject knowledge and skills on a particular subject are good, there is no reason to be scared. Packt’s team provides full support to the author. The key is to provide high quality content which will really help people to do things and solve their problems.

As you write your first few chapters you will notice that your writing abilities keep on improving. Self-confidence helps you fight the fears.

Packt: Do you have any tips for other authors, or tricks that you learnt whilst writing, that you'd like to share?

Murat: I would suggest writing small notes whenever a new idea comes before it flies away! Second tip is about trying to follow the draft chapters from the reader's point of view. The chapter should build from simple to more advance step by step while maintaining the reader's interest intact! Finally, I first placed all screenshots, diagrams to word file which I would need in the chapter and then wrote the content under them. It is easier to manage and concentrate on writing.

Packt: How did you find the overall experience of writing your book for Packt?

Murat: Packt is the place where highly qualified employees really enjoy their jobs with common aim to create a perfect book with the author. Besides the professionalism, I have seen encouragement, friendship and motivation here.

Packt: During the writing process, did you come across any issues/ difficulties that affected your writing and how did you overcome these?

Murat: At first, I had difficulties about arranging layout and correct styles in Word file. Also, I had issues with writing the chapter contents in a logical, developmental way. Development and technical editors identified such issues and provided very useful comments to correct them.

Packt: Was there anything interesting that happened during the writing of the book?

Murat: Writing a book also requires extensive search on the topic. I have felt that my knowledge on OpenX has increased even more and I noticed the details which I had missed before.

Packt: How did Packt’s Acquisition Editors help you - what kind of things did they help you with and how did they support you throughout the writing process?

Murat: First of all, they show how to write a nicely organized table of contents and bring new suggestions for the content. By brainstorming, we created a final table of contents which clearly reflected what the book will look like at the end. My questions on content development also were replied by Packt specialists in detail, very swiftly.

Packt: What projects, if any, are you working on at the moment?

Murat: I am currently authoring my second beginner's guide book for Packt. It is about one of the most popular shopping cart solutions, OpenCart. I continue to develop my websites both in SEO and marketing sides. Besides, I currently write a custom CMS in .Net platform for a famous French furniture company, Roche Bobois Moscow branch.

I have a future plan of offering a book to Packt about developing database driven applications using latest .Net technology with full source code. I believe that it will be very useful for .net developers who need to see the codes, database design of a complete database driven desktop solution.

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Afamefuna Klint Igwemba, popularly known as Klint da Drunk, is a household name in Nigerian entertainment industry. In this interview, he tells Taiye Agbaje who was at a show where he performed, some of his experiences and the things upcoming comedians should know.

How will you describe comedy in Nigeria?
You know it was not long comedy came into Nigeria. So far so good, it has fared well and I believe it will grow bigger than this. So many people are still coming to add value to comedy in Nigeria because it is harder than music. This is so because anywhere you perform, you have to say things, do things in accordance with the event and the kind of people that are there. So, it is hard. In fact, one of the hardest jobs in this world is to make people laugh. It is not an easy thing. That is why our Bros, Ali Baba, says “Being funny is a very serious business.” It is not that easy, but I know in time to come, there is going to be a lot of value added to it. We are actually, not really complaining that much.

For how long have you been in comedy?
Well, I have been in this all my life, but I started performing publicly from 1990/92. However, I came into limelight in 2000/2001.

Can you share some of your experiences?
It is lovely, just like every other credible business. But one thing about comedy is that if you do not prepare very well, you will mess up. If you don’t prepare, that means you are preparing to fail. So, you have to keep your brain sharp and do a lot of mental exercise; get yourself in the know of what is happening in and around your environment. So, you have to really be up and doing in terms of current affairs and every other thing.

What attributes must aspiring comedians possess?
Talent! You need talent; if you possess the talent and you grow it, you have nothing to fear. But if you want to push yourself in, you will only reign for a while. If you are endowed with the God given talent, and you walk along the track, it will never fail you..

What advice do you have for those willing to go into comedy?
They should try to be original and know that if they have the talent, nothing can stop them from being who they want to be. Nowadays, some people come into the business with the aim of being someone else. They say: “Let me be like this person or that person.” You don’t have to be like any one, rather, just be yourself and keep going and by so doing, God knows, you will get to the point, where people will want to be like you too.

Why the drunken character; do you really get drunk before coming on stage?
Actually, the reason for this act is to teach people how stupid they look and behave when they are drunk. I am only trying to make people understand that if they must drink, they have to drink responsibly. I am a mockery of a drunken man. I am not praising it; rather, I am making a mockery of it. You can imagine that I just came out of stage; I don’t think within the time I came out, it would have been enough to make me sober if I was drunk. I don’t like alcohol; it is actually not good for my system. I am, practically, what you can describe as an occasional drinker; especially when the occasion demands. I can sip a glass or bottle of bear for the whole night and allow you to get drunk; then, I learn what to do in my next show from you



Story by Taiye Agbaje
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It looks a lot like "Sesame Street," only that's no Cookie Monster. "What is so exciting about yams? Everything!" Zobi, a taxi-driving Muppet, shouts in a Nigerian lilt to anyone who will listen. "I can fry the yam. I can toast it. I can boil it. I love yams!"

"Sesame Street," once a mainstay for a generation of Nigerian children, who grew up with the U.S. show on the state-run TV network, will return to screens in Africa's most populous nation this fall, funded by American taxpayers but distinctively Nigerian.

The lead Muppets are Kami, whose yellow fur matches the dandelion on her vest, and Zobi, who resembles a mint-green shag carpet. Kami is an orphan with HIV who explains blood safety to children through her own story. Zobi, whose yellow cab lacks an engine, teaches by ineptness, getting entangled in a mosquito net while explaining malaria prevention.

They live not on a fictional U.S. city street but in "Sesame Square," whose concrete homes and slatted windows mirror those found in Nigerian villages.

"A village square is somewhere where people gather around, it's the news and information," Ilo said. "It's all across Nigeria."

The Muppets' adventures take place between original recorded "Sesame Street" segments, re-dubbed with Nigerians voicing the parts of familiar characters like Bert and Ernie. One live-action scene shows hijab-wearing girls in the Muslim-majority north kicking a soccer ball and proudly saying they can do anything a boy can do..

The Sesame Workshop, the non-profit that oversees "Sesame Street," received a five-year, $3 million grant from the U.S. Agency for International Development. That comes after the government agency funded a 2007 pilot project featuring Kami and Big Bird discussing HIV infections and AIDS.

The new series underscores the ever-broadening reach of "Sesame Street" since it debuted in the U.S. in 1969. The Sesame Workshop has overseen short- and long-term productions of country-specific shows in more than 140 nations, ranging from "Rechov Sumsum" in Israel to South Africa's "Takalani Sesame," where Kami first appeared.

But Nigeria represents the first effort to bring long-term "Sesame Street"-styled program to West Africa, said Naila Farouky, an international program director for the workshop. Discussions continue about potentially expanding into Ghana and Southern Africa, she said..

Nigerian grown-ups like producer Jadesola Oladapo can still hum "Can You Tell Me How to Get to Sesame Street?" The show marked the start of the broadcast day on state-run television into the 1980s and whenever the theme song came on, "I would run to make sure my chores were done," she said.

"Sesame Square" still faces the challenge of winning a mass audience in a country where most people earn under a dollar a day. TV sets and DVD players aren't enough; organizers bring generators to power them, in an oil-rich country whose national power grid is in shambles.

Still, for children gathered on the worn floors of community centres and rundown schools, "Sesame Square" offers a glimpse of something beyond crushing poverty.

"We had comments from children asking if these Muppets are from heaven," said Ayobisi Osuntusa, who oversees outreach for the program.
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Charles Soludu Involved In $50million N20 Printing Scam

The police in Australia have been told how the Nigerian currency notes, the naira, were printed illegally by a firm in that country during the era of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo as the Central Bank Governor. Soludo was replaced last year by Lamido Sanusi.


An Australian newspaper, The Age, reports that three former workers at The Reserve Bank of Australia’s currency firm, Securency, told the police that the firm produced millions of partly made Nigerian banknotes without authorisation from the Nigerian authorities, a practice former staff of the firm described as effective counterfeiting.

The newspaper reports that the Australian Federal Police, AFP, have been investigating Securency for the past 17 months over its alleged bribery of foreign officials, including Nigerian and Vietnamese officials, to win contracts in these countries.

The Australian Federal Police were told by three former staff members that the RBA company produced banknote substrate – the unique base material used to make banknotes - belonging to at least three countries, including Nigeria and Vietnam, without formal orders from their central banks.


Government sources have said that among the potentially explosive evidence uncovered by the AFP are documents suggesting a senior trade official engaged in highly unethical behaviour to help win Securency contracts overseas.



Ministers, including Treasurer Wayne Swan, and RBA governor Glenn Stevens have repeatedly refused to comment on the scandal. Securency’s board is chaired by an assistant bank governor.


The AFP has been told by former Securency employees that the unauthorised banknote substrate was stored at the company’s Craigieburn headquarters or off-site – including at a facility with poor security – in the hope that it would eventually be ordered.


Three former Securency employees aware of the practice, and who have all given statements or been debriefed by the AFP, said the practice was highly improper but was done so the company could falsely claim it was meeting production and sales targets.



When P.M.NEWS contacted the Coporate Affairs Head of Central Bank of Nigeria, Mohammed Abdullahi, this morning, he said “it was impossible,” adding that the report “is sheer balderdash.” He declined to speak further.


Due to fears of counterfeiting and currency manipulation, firms that make banknotes can usually only do so after receiving an order from a central bank.



The unauthorised substrate production also suggests that the senior company executives who ordered it did so because they may have been aware of corrupt back-room deals struck with foreign officials who had promised to make future orders.


In an AFP witness statement, one of the former employees stated that they had been told by Securency managers that doing an unauthorised print run ”would constitute counterfeiting”.


Despite this, the witness said that they were told in 2008 to begin the unauthorised Nigerian substrate production using an expired production order number.

The AFP statement says: ”Substrate was never produced without a valid customer order. However, on one occasion during August or September 2008, production received a direction from (chief executive) Myles Curtis to produce substrate for Nigerian currency, the 20 naira denomination, in the absence of a customer order.”


The employee said that staff protested several times about doing the unauthorised print run on the basis that it was highly unethical and potentially illegal. But they said that Securency management told them that ”the production would go ahead regardless”.


In the police statement, the witness says they believed that the unauthorised print run was ordered so the firm’s board – which includes senior RBA officials, including deputy governor Bob Rankin – could be told the company was meeting sales and production targets.


”I believe that the decision by management to produce substrate without an order was made on the basis that the second production line was operating below capacity,” the AFP statement says.

The witness statement also reveals that Securency stored the Nigerian substrate in a facility with poor security, a concern shared by two other Securency employees.


”On several occasions, I raised concerns about what I regarded as the lack of security at the storage facility where the Nigerian substrate was stored. I also had concerns about the transporting of the substrate.”

The witness states that dissent was not tolerated at Securency. ”Securency was tightly controlled by a clique of senior managers. If an employee was outside of this clique and questioned company practices, he or she would likely be quickly terminated.”

Two other former Securency employees told The Age they had spoken to the federal police about their concerns that the company had engaged in quasi counterfeiting.

The AFP refused to comment on its inquiry into Securency, which features 20 full-time officers and spans several continents. It has previously stated it is examining whether the firm’s executives engaged in foreign bribery by paying multimillion-dollar commissions to middlemen Securency hired to influence foreign officials to give the firm banknote contracts.

Securency managing director Mr. Curtis and company secretary John Ellery departed earlier this year after the RBA conducted an audit of Securency’s activities that found almost $50 million had been paid between 2003 and 2009 to overseas middlemen.

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British singer Leona Lewis axed a show in Nigeria on Saturday, October 2 after two car bombs caused carnage in the country's capital.

The "Bleeding Love" hitmaker was due to headline a celebration concert in Abuja, to mark 50 years of Nigerian independence, but the festivities were thrown into chaos following two explosions.

At least 12 people were killed and Lewis felt it was inappropriate to go ahead with the gig. In a statement, she says, "Out of respect for those victims, it is with regret that I have had to postpone my performance."

Leona Lewis is currently working on her next studio installment. It will be released as a follow-up to her 2009 "Echo" which could only peak at No. 13 on Billboard Hot 200..
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FIFA Bans Nigeria

Fifa has suspended Nigeria from international competition because of government interference in the sport.

The decision was taken on Monday after several members of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) were hauled before the law courts.

Fifa rules prohibit any government intervention with its members.

"The Fifa Emergency Committee decided today, to suspend the NFF with immediate effect on account of government interference," Fifa said.

"During the period of suspension, the NFF will not be able to be represented in any regional, continental or international competitions, including at club level, and also not in friendly matches," the Fifa statement added.

Nigeria's ban from international football leaves their weekend's Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against Guinea in Conakry in doubt.

The world governing body said the ban follows a bid by Nigeria's Minister of Sports to restart the league without relegations from the previous season.

The decision by the Nigeria Sports Commission to force the NFF's secretary-general Musa Amadu to stand down from his position did not go down well with Fifa..

A court action barring the newly-elected members of the NFF also drew the ire of the world governing body.

The NFF board led by Aminu Maigari has not been able to operate because a Lagos High Court ruled that the elections that brought him to power in August were null and void.

A group known as the National Association of Nigerian Footballers (NANF) dragged the newly-elected board of the NFF to court for allegedly defying a court not to proceed with the polls of 26 August.

Subsequently, Nigerian Fifa committee member executive Amos Adamu, NFF president Maigari, his vice-president, Mike Umeh as well as acting secretary-general of the NFF, Musa Amadu were hauled before the court.

The NFF has been dogged by controversies since the team's elimination in the first round of the World Cup in South Africa in June.
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